#162 (Steve Saga Origins)

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Nightmare: You remind me of the ocean

Dark: Why? Because I'm salty and scare people?

Nightmare: No, because you're so deep, mysterious, unpredictable, calming, entrancing and beautiful

Dark, starting to cry: O-oh

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Rainbow: The three musketeers!

Blue: The three amigos!

Purple: The three blind mice!

Blue:

Rainbow:

Purple: What? It's really not fair 'cause you guys took all the good ones

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Yellow: Hewo my fwiend!

Yellow: You are so vewy pwecious to me!

Prof. Red: ...Why are you talking like that?

Yellow: I stawted doing it iwonically but now I can't stop!

Prof. Red: STOP! You're gonna spwead the curse!

Yellow: Too wate! You are affwected!

Prof. Red: BWAST YOU!!

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Dark: You're ugly when you lie!

Hypno: I'm not lying!

Dark: Then why are you ugly?!

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Rainbow: You know, I've always wanted to be one of those edgy bad boys

Blue: Mhm

Rainbow: But I'm too soft and nice

Blue: I can see how that would complicate things

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Yellow: Wait, we can get mythical animals?! I want a penguin!

Green: Yellow, penguins are real

Yellow: That's the spirit. Penguins are real to me too

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Rainbow: Do you wanna watch a movie?

Blue: Sure, what were you thinking?

Rainbow: *Looks at Blue*

Blue: *Looks at Rainbow*

*Later*

Rainbow and Blue: MAMMA MIA, HERE I GO AGAIN-

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Purple: I'm back! Did you miss me?

Prof. Red: Yes, I did. And in fact I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?

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Hypno, ranting to Rainbow: I'm never donating blood again!

Hypno: The second you walk through the door it's just questions!

Hypno: Like 'where did you get it?' and 'why is it in a bucket?'

Rainbow: *Spits out his drink*

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