Nightmare: You remind me of the ocean
Dark: Why? Because I'm salty and scare people?
Nightmare: No, because you're so deep, mysterious, unpredictable, calming, entrancing and beautiful
Dark, starting to cry: O-oh
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Rainbow: The three musketeers!
Blue: The three amigos!
Purple: The three blind mice!
Blue:
Rainbow:
Purple: What? It's really not fair 'cause you guys took all the good ones
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Yellow: Hewo my fwiend!
Yellow: You are so vewy pwecious to me!
Prof. Red: ...Why are you talking like that?
Yellow: I stawted doing it iwonically but now I can't stop!
Prof. Red: STOP! You're gonna spwead the curse!
Yellow: Too wate! You are affwected!
Prof. Red: BWAST YOU!!
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Dark: You're ugly when you lie!
Hypno: I'm not lying!
Dark: Then why are you ugly?!
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Rainbow: You know, I've always wanted to be one of those edgy bad boys
Blue: Mhm
Rainbow: But I'm too soft and nice
Blue: I can see how that would complicate things
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Yellow: Wait, we can get mythical animals?! I want a penguin!
Green: Yellow, penguins are real
Yellow: That's the spirit. Penguins are real to me too
~~~
Rainbow: Do you wanna watch a movie?
Blue: Sure, what were you thinking?
Rainbow: *Looks at Blue*
Blue: *Looks at Rainbow*
*Later*
Rainbow and Blue: MAMMA MIA, HERE I GO AGAIN-
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Purple: I'm back! Did you miss me?
Prof. Red: Yes, I did. And in fact I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?
~~~
Hypno, ranting to Rainbow: I'm never donating blood again!
Hypno: The second you walk through the door it's just questions!
Hypno: Like 'where did you get it?' and 'why is it in a bucket?'
Rainbow: *Spits out his drink*
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