Prof. Red, screaming: IIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!!!!!!
Blue: What did you fix?
Prof. Red: EVERYTHING!!
*Loud explosion in the background*
Prof. Red: ........Except that.......
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Hypno: Y'know, it would be nice to change the world
Rainbow: For the better?
Hypno:
Rainbow: Answer me-
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Cop: Can you describe the guy who shot you?
Blue: Yeah
Blue: He wasn't very nice
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Rainbow: *Passes out or something*
Yellow: Hurry! We have to give him C-3PO!
Green: You mean CPR?
Yellow: Okay, we'll try that first, I guess
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Blue: Professor Red! What the heck are you doing?!
Prof. Red, pouring gasoline around a car while holding a lighter: They took my parking spot
Blue: So...your solution is arson??
Prof. Red, turning on the lighter: Obviously
Purple: Kinda seems like an overreaction
Blue: Then why are you helping him?!?!
Purple: ThEy ToOk HiS pArKiNg SpOt, BlUe!
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Rainbow: I'm an expert at identifying birds
Green: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Rainbow, squinting his eyes to look at them: Yep, those are definitely all birds
Green:
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Yellow: I use big words because it makes me sound very callipygian
Prof. Red: *Inhales*
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Blue: Are you okay?
Purple: *Finger guns*
Purple: Absolutely not!
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Rainbow: Why would anyone say Hypno's evil? He's such a nice guy!
Hypno, wiping blood off his face: Yeah! I'm fricking ADORABLE!
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
