Dark: I'm not like other steves
Dark: I'm worse
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Blue: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Blue: Because he never lands!
Rainbow: I love this joke because it never grows old
Yellow: It has a nice hook
Green: It ticks to its own rhythm
Purple: I don't get it. I'm lost, boys
Hypno: These jokes make me want to jump out a window
Blue: Don't do that. It's too wendy outside
~~~
*Sneaking into Dark's Nether Fortress*
Purple: Okay let's go
Rainbow: Wait! *Points to a 'No trespassing' sign*
Purple: Rainbow, there's dos of us, not tres
Rainbow: ...Dude
~~~
Prof. Red: Exercise is important for a healthy lifestyle. That's why I do yoga daily
Prof. Red: *Lays face down on the floor*
Blue: You can't just do the 'corpse' pose for an hour
Prof. Red: Watch me
~~~
Hypno: What is this?!
Rainbow: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help the unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, Hypno
Hypno: Ow! Make it stop!
Rainbow: Surrender to your kindness, Hypno. It's nice to be nice
Hypno: Your guilt is strong, but it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
~~~
Prof. Red, holding a coffee pot and a box of cereal: What if instead of putting milk in my cereal, I put coffee?
Purple, grabbing the coffee pot and walking away: What if you didn't
~~~
Blue: Since you're an adult now, let's go over some basic first aid procedures. For example, what do you do if I got shot?
Rainbow, eyes darkening: Avenge you
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Green: What did you do today, Hypno?
Hypno: I prevented a murder
Green: Really? How'd you do that?
Hypno: Self control
~~~
Rainbow, whispering under his breath: Idiot says what
Dark: What?
Rainbow and Blue: *Laughing hysterically*
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
