So I'm gonna spend the week with my mom at my aunt's house, since she just got through surgery and needs to be taken care of. If I don't update one day, that's why
Time: NO! This meme makes no sense! Just listen!!
Sabre: Oh my goodness Time
Shadow: Here we go again
Time: Moths are not attracted by lamps, they are CONFUSED by them! Most of the time, they fly at an angle relative to light, such as the moon and lamps throw them off!
Dark: Just let them have their fun
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Soul: What does Y-E-S spell?
Corruption: Yes
Soul: And what does E-Y-E-S spell?
Corruption: E-yes
Soul, holding in laughter and tears: What does E-Y-E-S spell?
Corruption: E-yes
Soul, laughing: Are you sure?
Corruption: What's going on?
Soul, in between laughs: What does Y-E-S spell Corrupt?
Corruption: Yes
Soul: And what does E-Y-E-S spell?
Corruption: Eeez?
Soul, dying of laughter:
Corruption: A-yes? E-Y-E-S...E-yes!
Soul, wiping away tears: Are you sure Corrupt?
Corruption: What is going on?!
Soul, calming down: Write it down Corrupt
Corruption, writing it down: E-Y-E-S...
Corruption, suddenly realizing:
Corruption: Eyes
Soul, laughing and clutching his sides:
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Light, knocking on Rainbow's door: Hey. Are you having a depressing episode right now?
Depressed Rainbow: Episode? Please. I'm having a depressive series and I'm on season 5
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M: What are some good responses to being stabbed by a sword?
Rainbow: 'Rude'
Dark: 'Are you going to take this back or can I keep it?'
Sabre: 'Not again'
Light: 'It SWORD of seems like you don't like me that much'
Time: 'That hurt'
Green: 'AHHHHHHHH'
M: Thanks guys!
*5 seconds later*
M: Wait Sabre did you say... 'Not again?'
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Corruption: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Corruption: *Pushes Soul off the table*
Corruption: Burn
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Assistant Steve, logging into another account on a computer: Username or password incorrect...?
Assistant Steve: WELL AT LEAST TELL ME WHICH ONE IT IS
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Void: Rainbow hold still!
Rainbow: What are you doing Void?
Void, writing something on Rainbow's arm: I said hold still!
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Okay why did you write your name on my arm? This makes no sense
Void: I always put my name on what's mine
Rainbow:
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Sabre: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan
Galaxy: We could attack them with potato chips
Sabre: I stand corrected
Galaxy: Just keeping things in perspective
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Void: *Gets up, turns the pillow to the cold side, then falls asleep again*
Everyone at the funeral:
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