Light: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Lucas: Not if they consent to it
Rainbow: Depends on who you're stabbing
Sabre: YES?!
~~~
Nightmare: Can someone pass the salt?
Dark: *Yeets Shadow across the table*
~~~
Rainbow: I really like this 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on
Negative: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Positive isn't
~~~
*Rainbow and Sabre find themselves trapped*
Sabre: Help us, please!
Lucas: I got two words for you
Rainbow: I bet they won't be helpful
Lucas: Your problem
Lucas: *Walks away*
Rainbow: I was right
~~~
Dark: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Void: *Turns to Galaxy* How tall are you?
~~~
Positive: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Negative?
Negative: ...No
Rainbow: I do!
Positive: I know, Rainbow
Rainbow: I'm sad!
Positive: I know, Rainbow
~~~
Elemental: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something
Time: Elemental, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're an idiot
~~~
Rainbow: It's very muggy outside
Light: *Takes a discreet glance out a window* It is...
Sabre: Rainbow, Light, I swear, if I step outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn...
Rainbow and Light: *Sips coffee from bowls*
~~~
Positive: I've already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them
Dark: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
