Rainbow Void: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Soul: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours
Corruption: I got distracted about halfway through
Sabre, in his head: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Elemental: The best part about an Oreo is the dark part, not the frosting. Deal with it
Time: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side
Elemental: Yo Socrates it's a freaking cookie
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Sabre: Why is there blood everywhere?!
Shadow: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Sabre: You sTABBED SOMEONE?!?!
Shadow: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife
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Elemental: Why do I keep you around?
Time: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own
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Rainbow: The one time I ignored Sabre's advice, nothing went right for me
Rainbow: But when does anything go right for me anyway?
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Sabre: You're really campaigning for jerk of the year aren't you?
Shadow: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Time: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid
Galaxy: Time
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Dark, locked in a machine: Why are you being so nosy? Asking me all these freaking questions
Sabre: This is an interrogation
Dark: Okay, and? Mind your business
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Reverse: I stole some machine equipment
Void: Do you always break the law without a second thought?
Dark: Hey, didn't you murder your brother or something?
Void: *Glare*
Dark: Okay, too soon
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
