Hypno: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank manager, sweating: Uhhhh
Hypno, scratching his head with a gun: I hate when this happens
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Green: Have you seen Purple?
Yellow: He locked himself in his room and is putting on eyeliner with his music on full blast
Green: Huh? Why?
Yellow: My Chemical Romance is back
Prof. Red, stumbling out of his lab: MCR IS BACK?
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Dark: Don't touch the button!
Hypno, without breaking eye contact: *Pushes the button*
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Blue: Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
Purple: Yep. Rainbow is gonna wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Yellow's gonna run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?
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Rainbow: How tall are you?
Hypno: Height is a social construct
Rainbow: So you're short
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Blue: It's not gay if I want to date Rainbow, but as bros, right?
Green: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay
Purple, eating food: I'm an expert. That's gay
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Hypno: Hey Rainbow, could you come on a mission with me?
Rainbow: I don't know. I'm kind of tired...
Hypno: Blue will also be there
Rainbow: ...Of staying home! When are we leaving?
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Purple: Professor, you need to react when people cry!
Prof. Red: I did. I rolled my eyes
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Rainbow: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Blue's second husband
Blue: What happened to my first husband?
Rainbow: Nothing you can prove
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
