COTE one-shots

A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo Pt.3

3rd Person POV

"Kiyo? Do you mind explaining to us why you have a goddamn harem of toddlers here in your goddamn room?" Shinohara asked while trying to grab Kei, Satou, and Matsushita.

"Also explain why you're not wearing pants?" Akito pointed at Ayanokouji's lower part of his body.

"This one is our prime suspect, Miyake-senpai." Nanase said while carrying Amasawa who was nibbling on Ayanokouji's pants.

"Isn't that the new student council president?" Keisei pointed at Kiryuuin kissing Ayanokouji's cheeks.

"Horikita-san, calm…down." Hirata tried to restrain Horikita from Ibuki but it seems he made a big mistake.

"Hirata-kun, where do you think you're touching?" Hirata immediately lets go of Horikita.

"It's uhh…It's really weird to explain but they just arrived at my room looking like this for some reason. I don't know why they even transformed into this." Ayanokouji replied.

"Whatever it was, this is--ow! The hell you three biting me for?!" Shinohara shouted in pain as seeing her three friends started biting her arm.

"Amasawa-san, stop pulling my hair! Same goes for you, Tsubaki-san! Don't you dare remove my skirt infront of my Senpais!" Nanase is not having the time of her life.

"You really need the help, Kiyotaka. Toddlers are seriously one pain in the ass and I'm an only child." Keisei said.

"I can fucking relate on that since I have a younger sibling!" Shinohara shouted.

"Shinohara-san, bad! No bad words!" Karuizawa scolded her.

"Shut up! You're just a kid, you don't know about the real world!" Shinohara talks back, resulting in Karuizawa crying.

"You don't know how to control your anger, huh?" Ayanokouji asked.

"Shut up!" Shinohara pouted.

"Anyway, can one of you untie me now? I've been in this position for a while now." Ayanokouji said as everyone just realized he was tied up to a chair.

"How the hell did this even happen?" Akito asked while untying him.

"I don't know either but it seems toddlers has superhuman strength when they work together. I do deserve this punishment though." Ayanokouji explained.

"What, did you made them cry or something?" Keisei asked.

Ayanokouji stayed silent.

"I-I see." Keisei facepalmed.

"I kinda understand why though." Nanase said.

"Yeah! He made us cry! He is mean! But I still wuv him!" Amikura hugs Ayanokouji's left leg.

"No! He's mine, Mako-chan! Let go of him!" Ichinose spanks Amikura.

"Ow! Why you hit me?! Papa, Honami-chan is a big meanie!" Amikura started crying.

"As you can see, I'm in my personal hell." Ayanokouji said, finally free from the chair.

"Huh? Who's this?" Keisei carried a familiar girl.

"Yukimura-kun, put me down this instant." 

"Oh, it's just Sakayanagi but her height got drastically decreased." Keisei said, making Sakayanagi really pissed off.