ipliers and septiceyes x reader [REQUESTS OPEN]

incorrect quotes :P

(A/N)-- you've probably seen these before but if not you'll get the gist pretty quick lmao.

Dark, filling out paperwork: were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Wilford: bold of you to assume i was born at all.

Google: personally i was created in a lab.

y/n: i just straight up spawned lol

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Wilford: i have brought you here because i crave the most dangerous game.

y/n, nodding: knife monopoly.

Wilford: ...i was planning on hunting you for sport, but now i need to know what the hell knife monopoly is.

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Host: date someone who forgives your past.

Eric: date someone who respects your boundaries :)

y/n: date someone who forgives you for your cracker barrel arson charge-

Bim: date someone who was an accomplice in your cracker barrel arson charge!

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Robbie and Eric: we made you a friendship bracelet!

y/n: i'm not really a jewelry person-

Robbie and Eric: you don't have to wear it if you don't want to....

y/n, snatching it out of their hands: no, i'm gonna wear it forever, back off!!

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y/n: so, do i have a boyfriend, a girlfriend, or a partner today? :)

Genderfluid!Dark: you drank the last of my favorite tea this morning, so what you have is an enemy.

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y/n: Anti and i are very responsible.

Henrik: you tried to juggle lit candles and set the couch on fire!!

Anti: ...and we take full responsibility.

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Chase: ...what are we doing laying on the ground?

y/n: you were trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk onto the roof, but it hit you in the face and knocked you out. i laid next to you so everyone would think we were just chillin'.

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Officer: you're under arrest. you can't have three people riding the same motorcycle.

Anti: w...wait, three?

Officer: that's what I said.

Jackieboy man: oh shi-

Marvin: Y/N FELL OFF!?