Swat group chat

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< Swat Group Chat>
< Monday
< 10:34 am

* Chris has added five people to chat*
*Chris has changed chat name to -Bitches*

< Bitches >

Street: BITCHES OMG YES 🤸‍♂️

Chris: ITS SO MUCH BETTER

Hondo: chris what is this?

Chris: it's a group chat sir, not to discuss cases but for our personal use :)

Deacon: I like this, Tori explained what a group chat is to me, she says it's supposed to be fun

Chris: SEE DEAC GETS IT

Tan: YES FINALLY A GROUP CHAT 👹👹

Luca: I love it already Chris, you're brilliant

Chris: I know I am 💃💃💃

Hondo: stay off your phones we have work to do

Tan: yes sir

Street: only cause I feel bad for you dealing with hicks

Chris: fineeeee mood killer

Luca: god. Fine.

< 4:28 pm

Street: what do I do if I hypothetically caught the suspect but can't get down?

Chris: GET DOWN????

Street: I was jumping from roof top to roof top to get him and now we're on one that has no way down 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Luca: WHAT THE FUCK???!!✋✋💀

Street: will one of you come rescue me before I put a bullet in tHIS IDIOTS HEAD OMG SHUT UP YOU FKN BITCH 🔪🔪🔪🔥

Tan: I'll steal the helicopter and come get you 💖

Hondo: NO THE HELL YOU WONT

Hondo: we will come get you just stay put

Deacon: and don't hurt him

Hondo: yeah and that

Tan: "yeah and that" PFFFT BOSS YOU COULD BE A LITTLE MORE CONVINCING 💀💀

Street: NAH IM THROWING HIM OFF THE ROOF 🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️✨

Luca: what he do??

Street: THIS BITCH JUST SPIT ON MY FRESHLY CLEANED BOOTS 🥊🥊🥊🥊

Tan: lmao he's a boot licker

Street: HES GONNA DIE IS WHAT 👹👹🔪🔪

Hondo: hold on we're almost there

Street: can you see him from the ground?? ✨

Chris: JESUS STOP HANGING HIM OFF THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING 😭😭

Street: IM TEACHING HIM A LESSON!!🕺🕺

Deacon: WELL STOP

Street: FINE! God you people are no fun

Hondo: NO YOU'RE JUST A CRIMINAL

Street: if I was a criminal you people wouldn't know it

Luca: ???? Is that a confession ??????

Street: to what? ✋🤨🤨

Luca: to being a criminal????😭😭

Street: I don't know Luca, is it? 🤨🤨🔪🤨🤨

Luca: IS THAT A THREAT???😭😭😭✋

Street: who knows? Maybe? Maybe not?

Hondo: would you two STOP

Street: y'all better get me down soon this ledge is look really nice to just ✨ toss ✨ him off of

Hondo: STOP MOVING HIM TO THE EDGE THEN BACK AGAIN

Street: ITS FUNNY HES CRYING 💀💀

Tan: STREET PLEASE HES GONNA PISS HIMSELF 💀💀

Street: GOOD HE SPIT ON MY BOOTS HE DESERVES IT 🔪🔪🔪

Chris: you're a menace

Chris: I love it 😏

Luca: DID HE ACTUALLY?!?? 😭😭😭💀💀

Street: HE DID OMG HAHAHAHAHAH 👹👹👹🔪🔪🔪💀💀💀💀💀✋✋✋

Tan: I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE SOMEONE PISS THEMSELVES OMG STREET 😭😭😭😭

Street: THIS IS SO FUNNY 💥💥💥

Street: NOT SUCH A BIG TOUGH DRUG DEALER ARE YOU NOW 💀💀💀

Hondo: I hate my life

Chris: COME ON BOSS ITS FUNNY EVEN DEACS LAUGHING

Hondo: ITS NOT FUNNY IF HE SENDS IN A FROMAL COMPLAINT

Street: he won't unless he admits that he did in fact piss himself like a LITTLE BITCH BOY👹

Luca: no street has a point, he won't report it

Tan: PISS BOY PISS BOY PISS BOY 💥💥💥

Street: HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG YALL I FKN CANT ✋✋✋✋💀💀💀

Hondo: climb down the damn ladder you fucking criminal

Street: hold on piss boy can go first

Luca: HAHAH ITS FUNNIER UP CLOSE ✋✋

Street: HES SUCH A BITCH HAHAHAHA

< 6:37 pm

Street: it's official, piss boy never complained and shift is now over

Hondo: you know he can still complain even after a shift is over

Street: Pfft please he would do it right away if he was going to

Hondo: you better hope so

Luca: it'll be fine boss don't sweat it

Chris: I do feel bad for that poor patrol guy who had to have piss boy in their backseat

Street: I gave him twenty dollars✨✨

Hondo: at least you're nice

Street: only when someone deserves it

Chris: STREET NO

Hondo: I'm pretending I didn't see that and moving on