Swat group chat

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a/n: okay apparently I need to say this even after almost 60 chapters but this is all a JOKE 😭 none of this is serious at all

(spoilers for 6x19 & 6x22/talk of Zoe's kid)
< Deac in >
< Wednesday
< 8:13 pm

Luca: I thought zoe was gay?

Zoe: I am?

Luca: you have a kid? 🤨🤨

Street: did you hit your head?

Luca: what? 😦

Deacon: I have kids dipshit 🤦

Luca: so?

Alfaro: okay even I can figure this out

Zoe: dumbass I had a kid at 15, ie. before I knew I was gay 🧏‍♀️

Luca: oh. I feel dumb

Alexis: cause you are 🥳

Street: WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN????

Alexis: idk. Around.

Tan: stop being cryptic 😑😑

Alexis: I've been working shift with rockers team 😪

Hondo: how tf is he still in charge of a team

Luca: capitalism 🫡

Hondo: you don't know what that means do you?

Cortez: he definitely doesn't 🫠🫠

Street: better question, when tf am I going back to work???

Alexis: you're not at work?

Street: I got shrapnel stuck in my leg and Hondo benched me 🫥🫥

Hondo: love you 😘😘

Street: die.

Zoe: god I wish I could shape-shift 😔

Tan: mf what??? 😀

Zoe: if I turned into a bear I'd get out of this conversation 🌚

Alexis: what's he talking about?

Zoe: he's mansplaining guns to me 🤡🤡

Street: who? 🧍

Zoe: idk some rookie who thinks I'm still a recruit

Street: just walk away 🤌🤌

Hondo: better yet, order him to do something

Zoe: do I have that clearance??

Cortez: you have enough

Zoe: his face 💀

Deacon: that's how kids look coming out of confession

Luca: I hope you know your catholic jokes aren't funny to anyone but you

Alexis: hey I get it!

Luca: okay you *and Alexis

Street: y'all ever just. Give yourself more stitches

Tan: STREET 😃😃

Hondo: WHY 😭

Street: it'll heal faster 💁

Cortez: definitely not how it works

Street: too bad I'm coming to work 🤩🤩

Hondo: you can't ride your bike with that leg

Street: I'll run 🥸

Hondo: THATS WORSE 😀😀

Hondo: god just let me pick you up