< Bitches >
< Saturday
< 4:23 pmStreet: okay Hondo I demand to know why we haven't had a day off in over A MONTH 💥💥
Hondo: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW EITHER ✋✋
Luca: ...... that might be on me 🧍♂️
Tan: Luca. What'd you do?? 👀👀👀
Luca: IT WASN'T MY FAULT 🏃♂️🏃♂️
Chris: OH CHRIST WHAT'D YOU DO 💀💀
Luca: I may have punched Rocker by accident🧍♂️
Deacon: YOU PUNCHED A SUPERIOR ON ACCIDENT???? 😭😭😭😭😭
Luca: HE WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE AND I REACTED BEFORE I COULD THINK IT THROUGH 💥💥💥💥
Street: YOU PUNCHED HIM FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE?? HES ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE 🤺🤺
Luca: HE WAS SAYING STUFF ABOUT ME SO I JUST- PUNCHED HIM 🤷
Hondo: oh my god Luca you have to be SHITTING ME I NEED A BREAK 😭😭😭
Luca: IM SORRY
Chris: what was he even saying? 🥸
Luca: unimportant 🧍♂️
Deacon: 🤨🤨🤨
Tan: Luca what'd he say?? 😀😀
Luca: he just- nothing- ughhhhhh
Street: I will force it out of you don't test me 🔪
Luca: OKAY HOLD ON 💥💥💥
Luca: he just kept calling me sensitive and a cry baby
Chris: hey Street wanna go do a job? 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
Street: on my way!!! 💃💃💃
Deacon: NO STOP IT ✋✋✋
Hondo: HOLD ON GUYS DONT KILL ROCKER 😭😭😭
Chris: fine but you suck 🖕🖕
Tan: so he called you a cry baby? Who cares! I get called that all the time!
Street: and who's calling you a cry baby?? 🤨🔪🤨🤨🤨🔪🔪
Tan: idk people 🏃🏃
Luca: it's rocker isn't it 🧍♂️
Tan: shut up Luca I'm trying to keep Rocker alive 👀👀
Luca: do we want that?? 🤨
Tan: I meannnnnnn.........😶😶
Deacon: stop it. Stop. I will TALK to Rocker
Hondo: Oop Deacons pissed off 👹👹
Chris: rockers gonna regret this so much omg 🤺🤺
Street: we shoulda just killed him 🤝
Chris: totally 🤝
Hondo: guys, shut up. 🤏
< 6:23 pm
Deacon: Rocker will no long be bothering anyone on our team 😌
Hondo: whyd that conversation take two hours?🫣
Deacon: reasons 👀
Deacon: rocker apologizes to Luca and Tan btw
Luca:..... accepted although it feels threatening 🧍♂️🧍♂️
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