< Bitches >
< Thursday
< 11:23 am
Tan: I miss my spouse guys 😭
Chris: I miss my murder partner 😢
Luca: I miss my roommate 😩
Deacon: guys it's too early to be this depressing ✋✋
Tan: early? It's almost 11:30 🧍♂️
Deacon: and I'm tired 👨🦯👨🦯
Chris: DID YOU GUYS FUCK WHILE STREETS OUT THERE DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT🔫🔫🔫
Deacon: NO ASSHOLES! We talked a lot and just didn't go to sleep til like two am 🧍♂️
Hondo: I come barring a Street update!!🏃🏃
Tan: TELL RIGHT NOW 💥💥💥
Luca: HURRY UP 🤾🤾🤾
Hondo: CALM YOU ANIMALS, he just said that... his vacation is only making him more stressed so he's coming back today..... what the fuck 😃
Tan: it's been less than a full day 😶
Hondo: OH! Apparently his mother showed up at the hotel and now Street is leaving even faster! 👍👍
Deacon: okay what the hell 🥸🥸
Chris: whys the universe hate Street so much? 😐
Luca: what'd they ever do to the universe 🙃
* Street has entered the chat again *
Street: HEY FUCKERS GUESS WHOS BACK 💃💃💃
Tan: baby what the hell 😃
Street: WHOOP WHOOP SPEEDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY ON MY BIKE 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Deacon: ARE YOU TEXTING AND DRIVING?!
Street: IM AT A RED LIGHT 👏👏👏
Luca: why are you yelling?
Street: IF I STOP ILL START CRYING 😩😩
Hondo: kid why don't you come over to me and Deacs today? We can all have a team day
Street: SORRY GOTTA GO TALK TO HICKS 🏃🏃
Chris: for?
Street: STUFF ID RATHER IGNORE 🏄🏄🏄
Tan: ignore? 🤨
Street: I MEANT NOT TALK ABOUT 🤺🤺🤺
Deacon: can you come over afterwards? 🙂🙂
Street: DEPENDS ON A LOT 💥💥
Hondo: like?
Street: MIGHT BE GOING TO MEXICO FOR A BIT 🤌🤌🤌
Deacon: HUH? 😃😃
Luca: WHY?! 💀💀
Chris: MEXICO??🤨
Tan: HONEY WHAT??✋✋✋
Hondo: KID? 😧😧
Street: ITS FOR AN OLD CASE FROM LONG BEACH 👨🦯👨🦯
Deacon: a Long Beach case has you going to Mexico?
Street: don't worry about it🧍♂️
Luca: whyd you stop yelling?
Street: cause there's tears on my face so it's no point 👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯
Tan: baby.... 😢
Street: what? I'm not sad, just crying💃💃
Street: ANYWAYS I'm probably going to Mexico 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
Hondo: don't you have enough to deal with here??🧍♂️
Street: yeah well this won't fix itself 🤷🤷
Luca: what about your mom?
Street: what bout her? 👁👄👁
Luca: uhhhhhh
Luca: won't she miss you? 🙂
Street: Hondo? 🤨🤨
Hondo: I'm sorry kid 🥸
Tan: baby it's fine 👍👍
Street: fuck you guys 🖕🖕
Chris: Street we just care 🫶🫶
Deacon: we wanna help 🤌🤌
Street: oh that makes it so much better. 🧍♂️
Luca: Street let us help you👏👏
Street: no. I'm gonna go to Mexico, re-arrest this asshole and come back to deal with my mom on my own 🖕🖕🖕
Hondo: kid please 🙃
Tan: honey I'm sorry 🫶🫶🫶
Street: nope you promised so fuck off 🤺🤺🤺
< taking care of Street >
Chris: I think we actually fucked up 🧍♂️
Hondo: yeah fuckkkk 🙃
Deacon: he'll be alright 👨🦯
Tan: does anyone know about the thing in Mexico?
Luca: I didn't even know he had ever been out of California 🧍♂️
Chris: oh yeah he went to Chicago for a case in Long Beach too🤸♂️
Hondo: he worked patrol right? 🤨🤨🤨
Tan: Yeah I think so
Hondo: this doesn't sound like patrol men things 😶
Deacon: no it does not 🤌🤌
Luca: oh god does this mean we're about to dig into Streets past a bunch 🫠
Hondo: yes, yes it does 👍
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