< Bitches >
< Friday
< 4:18 pm
Cortez: on our way home!!!!!💃💃💃
Street: literally so happy to be coming home 🤸♂️
Tan: have you guys left yet?
Cortez: we leave in a half hour, on our way to the air port now 🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
Hondo: tomorrow Hicks gave us the day off!!!🏄🏄
Deacon: FUCKING FINALLY 💥💥💥💥
Chris: YESSSSS 🥳🥳🥳
Luca: THANK THE LORDS 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Tan: YES HICKS NEEDS A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY FOR THIS ONE 🫡🫡
Cortez: oooo I just found out why hicks is giving you the day 😶😶
Street: HAHHAHAH HES GONNA KILL THEM OMH- 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Hondo: HES WHAT- 😃
Street: NOT LITERALLY 🤺🤺
Cortez: he's just forcing rockers team to come home and Hicks is gonna scream at them 🤌🤌
Deacon: THATS BETTER 🤾🤾
Chris: BREAK THEIR BONES HICKS ⛹️⛹️⛹️
Street: hehehehhehehe rockers team has to work the consecutive next three weeks because that's how much time they've taken off this year, that's not even counting anything in the past 💃💃💃
Chris: ITS ONLY JUNE 👁👄👁
Cortez: WHAT IM SAYIN 👏👏
Hondo: wait we have no work for the next three weeks? 🧍♂️
Cortez: not a single day and it's all paid 🤌
Tan: OMG OMG SOMEONE GO EAT HICKS ASS RN 🏃🏃💨💨
Street: TAN 😃
Chris: NO NO HES RIGHT SOMEONE HIRE A STRIPPER FOR THAT GUY 🥳🥳
Hondo: I ALREADY BOUGHT HIM ALL THE ALCOHOL I COULD FIND THAT HE LIKES 👏👏
Deacon: I HAVE A COOKIE BASKET ON ROUTE TO HIS HOUSE 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Street: MOLLY IS HELPING FINISH HICKS PAPERWORK 💥💥💥
Chris: PISS GIRL??? 🤨🤨
Street: THAT BITCH OWES ME OKAY 🫡🫡
Cortez: HOLD THE FUCK ON- piss girl? 👀👀
Street: she pisses herself at night
Cortez: ah hell nah you can keep her TEN FEET AWAY 🔪🔪🔪
Hondo: she's not allowed at the house past six pm 🔫🔫
Deacon: it's a rule we have set
Luca: THATS A REAL THING OMG AHAHAHHAHA 😭😭
Hondo: OH ITS REAL
Cortez: THATS HILARIOUS OMG 💀💀💀
Deacon: it's important we all follow it🤌
Chris: nobody's gonna let molly free in your house Deac 👨🦯👨🦯
Street: why y'all actin like she's on a leash??? "Let her free" let me UN CLIP HER COLLAR HOLD ON 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Luca: she's probably into that 👏👏
Street: she is fucking N O T 💥💥💥
Tan: I thought you guys didn't fuck 🤨🤨
Street: we didn't but we'd talk about that shit and COLLARS WERE NEVER BROUGHT UP 🫠🫠
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