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Chris: guys I'm so sorreeee😢😢
Street: damn is that what Deac did to you and Luca??!🥵
Chris: what?? No??? Training kicked my ass and getting wrestled by deacon didn't help 🙄
Deacon: you say that like you didn't deserve every second of it🫡
Luca: fr babe you just had to keep poking his arm like that 😑
Chris: it was funnyyyyy 🫠🫠🫠
Cortez: children 🤝🤝
Street: indeed 🤝
Deacon: I agree 🤝
Tan: I hate that streets a part of that 💥💥
Hondo: it's slightly un-easing🤌🤌
Street: what is? 🤨
Luca: shush you don't need to worry about it 🫶
Deacon: hmm?
Street: I'm lost 🧍♂️
Cortez: I am not but I'm saying nothing 🫰
Street: pleaseeeeeeee🙏🙏
Cortez: no go kill someone or something 💅💅
Street: one wait you're so right ✋✋
Tan: babe!!! DONT JUST LEAVE ME IN BED WITH NO EXPLANATION 😡😡
Street: I'm gonna go do a hit!!! 🥳🥳
Chris: can I come?👉👈🥺
Street: no 🫶
Chris: OUCH TF 😃😃
Hondo: hey you haven't done a hit in a while what happened?
Street: I was more focused on getting you guys into the FBI and then my moms issues 🤸♂️
Cortez: who's the target this time?
Street: some fuck ass rapist that's about to get shot in the head 🤾🤾🤾
Deacon: then he'll burn in hell for all of eternity 🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
Hondo: I agree but- babe? You alright? 🫶🫶
Deacon: no. I'm not.
Cortez: what's wrong love? 💛
Deacon: ANNIES HARASSING ME AT THE GROCERY STORE!!!🔫🔫🔫
Street: omg just give her your bra it worked for me 💪💪
Luca: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHUDHEUDB
Chris: STREET PLEASE 😭😭
Deacon: I would if I had one on 🤌🤌
Street: I can stop by the store on my way to my hit if you want 👨🦯👨🦯
Hondo: to do what???🏃🏃
Street: duh hand Annie my bra and watch her crumble into nothing 💃💃
Tan: are we sure she won't burst into flames like a witch? 😑😑
Deacon: I damn sure hope so.
Street: on my way dead!
Chris: DEAD??!? 🤨🤨
Street: * DEAC! I meant Deac 👏👏
Luca: pfffttt dead 💀
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