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< Thursday
< 7:45 pmStreet: HONDO CAN YOU PLEASE COME OVER??? 🙏🙏🙏
Hondo: kid it's like eight pm?
Street: I WANNA SIT ON YOUR LAP 🤤🤤🤤
Deacon: huh? 😦
Street: PLEASEEEEEEEEEE😩😩😩
Tan: street, baby, you feeling okay? 😃
Street: I WANT TO FEEL HONDOS DICK THROUGH HIS JEANS IMMEDIATELY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Chris: I- 🫢
Tan: street-????? 🧍♂️
Deacon: excuse you? 🤨
Street: SERIOUSLY COME OVER RN OR I WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY AND NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT 👏👏👏
Hondo: did you get roofied or something??
Luca: heheh 😈
Tan: tf was that Luca??? 😃😃
Chris: why you giggling old man???🤺🤺
Luca: OLD?!!?! BITCH COME CATCH THESE HANDS 👹👹👹👹
Street: LUCA SHUT UP IM TRYINB TO GET HONDO TO FUCK ME 💃💃💃
Deacon: Luca what'd you do to them? 😶
Luca: hehehheheheh it's working!!! 🤌🤌🤌
Tan: WHAT IS??? 😦😦
Hondo: Luca tell me right now or I fire you 🔪
Luca: JEEZ CALM DOWN 🏃🏃
Luca: hey street how's that seltzer taste? 👀👀
Street: SO FUCKING GOOD 💃💃
Deacon: you did not get him drunk against his will!! Luca!!! 🤬🤬
Luca: HE DESERVES IT 🖕🖕
Hondo: street stop calling me
Street: THEN BRING THAT DICK OVER HERE 👁🫦👁
Chris: whys he so horny for Hondo damn?? 💀
Street: HIS HANDS ARE SO BIG THEY CAN WRAP AROUND MY NECK SO EASILY 🥴🥴🤤🤤
Deacon: CHRIST YOU FUCKING DIRTY BITCH 🫠🫠
Tan: BABY PLEASE STOP 🫣🫣
Street: HONDO PLEASE I WANNA RIDE YOU 😩😩😩
Hondo: we will be doing NONE of that 🧍♂️
Street: BUT WHYYYYYYY ILL BE GOOD I PROMISE 🧎🧎🧎🧎
Hondo: go to bed, Luca got you drunk 👏👏
Street: HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME 🤾🤾
Luca: uhhhh 🧍♂️🧍♂️
Street: what?
Luca: how many cans of that have you drank? 👀👀
Street: idk like eight?
Luca: EIGHT OH MY GOD 😭😭
Street: WHAT WHATS WRONG??????😦
Luca: STREET JESUS CHRIST DON'T DRINK ANYMORE 💀💀💀💀
Deacon: LUCA YOU IDIOT!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪
Tan: LUCA AT LEAST MONITOR HIS INTAKE CHRIST 🤺🤺🤺
Street: GUYS WHATS GOING ON SOMEONE TALK TO ME
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