a/n: hey fuckers guess who's not dead!!!! Well kinda, I am sick BUTTTTT I finally remembered to update this monstrosity 🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
< Deac in >
< Friday
< 9:20 am
Deacon: so last night was eventful.......👀👀
Tan: yeah I'd like to know where the fuck my spouse is????
Street: good morning my lovely baby who I just love so much 💜💜🫶🫶🫶💕💕💕
Tan: did you get arrested? 😑
Street: noooooo 🏃🏃🏃
Luca: that sounds like a lie 😗
Street: oh you fuck off you're dating the crack whore that somehow got herself a spot on swat 🖕🖕🖕
Deacon: STREET OH MY GOD 😃😃
Chris: WHO YOU CALLIN A CRACK WHORE?!?? 🔫🔫🔫
Street: wow she can even read now 😱😱
Hondo: I am cackling at streets face as he types 🤭🤭
Chris: I AM GOING TO DECK YOU 🤾🤾🤾
Cortez: the girls are fighting!!!!
Street: oh are you? you FUCKING INSENSITIVE BITCH 🔪🔪🔪
Chris: ME INSENSITIVE?!?!?? ✋✋
Street: YOU CALLED MY DEAD BROTHER A CRIMINAL 👏💥👏💥
Chris: JUST CAUSE HES DEAD DOESNT MAKE HIM A GOOD PERSON 👹👹👹
* Deacon has muted < Chris > for an hour*
Deacon: why don't we all take a breath 🫡🫡
Hondo: good idea husband! 🙂🙂
Street: Nate wasn't a criminal
Tan: baby we know, we all know
Luca: y'know how we all complain about Tan when he goes into rants in mandarin that nobody understands?? 🥸🥸
Deacon: yeah? 🧐🧐
Luca: chris is doing that but Spanish and I don't know what to do 🧍
Cortez: sucks for you but can we get back to WHERE THE FUCK STREET AND HONDO ARE?????? 🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
Street: oh yeah lmao uh about that 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Tan: christ where are you two? 😶
Hondo: okay well tell you but you can't get mad
Deacon: promise 👍👍
Cortez: I don't, where the fuck are you two idiots now??? 🤺🤺🤺
Street: Hawaii
Tan: WITHOUT ME 😦😦😦
Street: ITS FOR WORK ✋✋
Tan: oh oh is it? Don't care, you're dead to me, filing for divorce right now, never speaking to you again, taking the house, throwing my ring into the ocean 🏌️♂️💥💥💥
Street: okay so it's for my dad but STILLL TAN BABY PLEASE DONT 🙏🙏🙏
Tan: I'm sorry- YOUR DAD?!? 😃😃
Hondo: don't worry he's still dead 🥸🥸
Street: thankfully 😌
Deacon: WHY WOULDNY HE BE?!?? 👁👁
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FanfictionI have a more story type swat group chat already posted but this is just for chaos and humor really There will be lots of dark humor and lgbtq themes so if that bothers you please skip <3 * this does not follow the shows storylines* (it has some re...
