Swat group chat

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< Wednesday
< 11:20 am

Street: guys what do I do if I did something really bad??

Luca: is that why you aren't home!? Dude I thought you'd be hungover

Street: well I am but unimportant. I need advice

Deacon: well what'd you do??

Street: so last night while me and Tan were drunk and alone

Chris: you mean when you locked yourself in the bathroom

Street: yeah then, I called my mom and well- apparently I told her some things that I don't remember but she's really mad

Tan: wait I don't remember either what'd we say???

Street: that I was gender non-conforming and that we were married

Street: she isn't happy about either things

Tan: AHAHAH WE'RE MARRIED OMG I FORGOT 🏃🏃

Luca: WAIT YOU'RE MARRIED??? STREET WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY WASN'T I INVITED

Street: me and tan got married in Vegas like three months ago :3

Chris: GUYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DATING????😭✋✋✋💀

Tan: no.

Tan: we're married :3 my lovely spouse 💖

Hondo: are you guys actually married?? I have so much paperwork to update

Street: we even have rings

Chris: SHOW RN 💥💥💳💳💥💥💳💥

Street: [1 image attached]
In image: it's Streets left hand with a black silicon wedding band on his ring finger, there's a small S + T imprinted into the silicon

Chris: YOU GOT THEM CUSTOMIZED???

Tan: they guy asked so yeah

Deacon: guys-

Deacon: what the fUCK-

Street: MOVING ON, my moms really mad at me and I don't want her to be

Hondo: how mad?

Street: she slapped me

Tan: WHAT THATS IT IM GOING TO PUT HER TEN FEET UNDER 🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️

Luca: isn't it six feet under?

Tan: the closer to hell the better 👹👹

Chris: NAH IM COMING WITH YOU TAN DON'T EVEN THIS BITCH 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🔪🔪👹👹

Luca: YOU'RE RIGHT ACTUALLY LETS GO PUT THIS MAGGOT IN HER PLACE 🔪✨

Luca: SHE HAS A RED MARK ON HER FACE IM ENDING KARENS LIFE 🏃🏃✋✋

Street: LUCA STOP TRYING TO GET YOUR KEYS

Hondo: Kid I thought she never got physical with you

Street:.....

Street: so that was a fucking lie.......

Hondo: street. How bad is it?

Street: ITS NOT THAT BAD

Deacon: details child please

Street: it's nothing like my dad

Deacon: that gives us nothing to ease our nerves

Street: it's stays very limited to a slap or her grabbing my wrist but that's it I swear

Tan: Jj... honey