< Bitches >
< Wednesday
< 7:39 am
Tan: hey sexiest babes what's going on???🕺🕺
Chris: good morning Tan, you alright? 👁👄👁
Cortez: Whys street calling me then giggling on the other end then hanging up?✋
Tan: HONDO PICK UP YOUR PHONE 🤺🤺🤺
Hondo; ITS NOT EVEN 8AM STOP ASKING ME TO FUCK 💥💥💥💥
Luca: I've totally seen this go down before...
Deacon: yeah and that was your fault, is this ALSO your fault?? 🤨🤨🤨
Luca: NO THATS THEM ON THEIR OWN 🫵🫵
Tan: which one of you wants to fuck on streets bike? 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Street: DON'T VIOLATE HER LIKE THAT 🔫🔫
Tan: It'd be HOTTTTT 🙏🙏
Street: IT'D RUIN MY LEATHER ✋✋
Deacon: you take better care of that bike than you do yourself 🧍♂️
Street: LIES LIES 🖕🖕
Deacon: really? 👀👀
Street: I USE EXPENSIVE ASS SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND AND I HAVE A WHOLE SKIN CARE ROUTINE 🤛💥🤛💥💥🤛💥🤛
Luca: it's true they take at least half an hour in the bathroom in the morning 🤌🤌
Cortez: you should see her when we go out dancing
Chris: WITHOUT US??? 😃😃😃
Cortez: it's usually undercover but yeah without you
Street: CORTEZ GO CHECK SNAP BABES 💃💃
Cortez: NICE TITS 👍👍👍
Hondo: WHAT?! 😭😭
Tan: they're taking sexy ass pictures right now 💅💅
Chris: that explains my phone blowing up🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
Luca: you just sending them to all of us?🤨
Street: correct 💃💃💃
Hondo: TAN CHRIST HAVE MERCY 🙏🙏
Tan: HHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH IM SO SEXY 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Luca: totally off topic but uh- hicks is calling us in 🧍♂️
Street: NO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OFF 😭😭
Tan: ME AND JJ ARE DRUNK WE CANT GO TO WORK 😩😩
Luca: I'll drive you guys, he says we all have to be there
Cortez: ITS HAPPENING 🤪🤪
Deacon: what is?
Street: OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING 🤩🤩
Cortez: HHEHEH 🥳🥳
Street: HEHHEHE 💃💃💃
Hondo: let us not die please lord 🙏🙏
< 12:34 pm
Chris: FBI BITCHES 💅💅
Deacon: FUCK YEAH NEW JOB 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Luca: WE ARE FBI AGENTS NOW HELL YEAH 🥳🥳🥳
Cortez: well almost, y'all need to do the training
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