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< Bitches >
< Saturday
< 11:23 pm

Luca: will you please fix my apps Jj 🙏🙏

Street: ummmmmmm how about?....... No 🫶

Luca: whore 🖕

Deacon: would you stop calling her a whore 🤬🤬

Luca: NOT UNTIL SHE FIXES MY SHIT 👏👏

Chris: you should be happy your apps are the only thing broken

Luca: guys all I ever get on my phone is work stuff it's AWFUL 😭😭😭

Hondo: sucks to suck I guess 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Tan: yeah man it's your own doing 🤷🤷

Street: it'll fix itself eventually ✋✋

Luca: when's eventually??

Street: when the timer goes off 💃💃

Luca: what timer??!? 👁👄👁

Street: the one on your phone 🧍‍♂️

Luca: what's it do???

Street: your apps will be repaired when it stops 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Luca: okay when does it stop? 🤠

Street: that depends 😌

Tan: omg baby you did not 🫢🫢

Street: I totally did 😈

Luca: WHAT???? 😟😟

Chris: hehe Street just told me and you are so fucked Luca 🤪🤪

Luca: GUYSSSSSS WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON 💥💥💥

Street: okay okay so basically anytime you do something to piss me or anyone on the team off, they can add time to it, as much or as little as they want 🤸‍♂️

Deacon: THATS THE NEW THING ON MY PHONE????

street: YUP! Go nuts! 💃💃💃

Hondo: oh I like this 😈

Luca: I FUCKING DON'T HOW LONG IS ON THE TIMER??? 🥊🥊🥊

Chris: seventeen hours 🤪

Luca: STREET WHAT THE FUCK ✋✋

Street: it was ten but then you called me a whore so I added two and deacon added five 💀💀

Luca: DEAC 👹👹👹👹

Deacon: leave Jj alone and I won't add anymore 🖕🖕🖕

Street: oh and people can deduct time if they think you earned it 🤺🤺

Luca: so you're treating me like a child and give me a time out? 👁👄👁

Street: yeah well you acted like a child and mocked my LITERAL SPPECH IMPEDIMENT 🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥👹👹🥊

Luca: IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME 🙏🙏

Street: no, go have fun with this new game 🤾🤾

Tan: how'd you even come up with this babe? 🤨🤨

Street: oh y'know that spicy toy we have that's on a timer? Yeah I took that and made it not fun

Hondo: what toy?? 😏😏

Deacon: my interest is peaked 🥸🥸🥸

Chris: wait I have one too!! We should totally use them to our fullest advantage next time we all get together ☺️☺️☺️