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< Saturday
< 11:47 am

Street: Luca locked me out 🧍‍♂️

Luca: CAUSE YOU WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING ASS BITCH 🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️💥💥

Street: damn say how you really feel I guess

Chris: why are you annoyed Luca??

Luca: CAUSE THIS BITCH WONT STOP PLAYING THE SAME SONG OVER AND OVER 👹👹👹👹

Tan: what song?

Luca: FUCKING WHEN I GROW UP BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS 😑😑

Street: it's a good song

Luca: NOT AFTER THE FIFTEENTH TIME🔪

Chris: and why do you insist on listening to this song on repeat Street?

Street: ✨living out my celebrity dreams in my head ✨

Luca: OMG I CAN HEAR IT THROUGH THE SLIDER SHUT UP 💥💥

Hondo: kid just put headphones in and save Luca the ear bleeding

Street: "ear bleeding" EXCUSE ME TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK 💳💥💳💳💥💥

Hondo: ugh. Fine. But put headphones in

Street: no it doesn't give the full experience

Tan: ARE YOU STANDING OUTSIDE WITH A SPEAKER IN JUST YOUR FUCKING BRA AND A SKIRT BABE 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Street: I DONT HAVE A CHOICE TAN 💥

Luca: you wouldn't be locked out if YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ✂️✂️

Street: we wouldn't have this issue if you gained SOME FUCKING TASTE LUCA ✋✋

Luca: I LIKE THE SONG BUT NOT THIS MUCH 😭✋

Tan: oh my god no babe it's only the second time you've put it on and I'm already annoyed 🧍‍♂️

Street: we're getting a divorce.

Tan: WAIT JJ HOLD THE PHONE STOP NO I TAKE IT BACK PLEASE BABY 💖💖

Tan: SHES ACTUALLY IGNORING ME NOW

Tan: BABY, HONEY, SWEETHEART, ABSOLUTE LOVE OF MY LIFE! PLEASE I TAKE IT BACK 💖💖💖

Street: fine. We'll stay married but ever disrespect my music again and I not only will divorce you but also break your knees with a steel bat :3

Deacon: the fucking ":3" STREET PLEASE

Hondo: kid you scare me sometimes

Deacon: wait weren't you listening to some rap the other day?

Street: my music taste is very all over the place. One day it's $uicideboy$ and the next it's Katy Perry

Hondo:you listen to someone called suicideboys??!! Concerning!!

Street: you should listen to them!! Their great!!

Tan: babe don't tell our boss that you listen to them

Street: why not??

Tan: because they talk the most shit about cops and a lot about drugs and suicide and fighting and just being criminals 🧍‍♂️

Street: I know! High school me would've loved them :) 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Hondo: ???? Even more concerned ????

Street: I was very suicidal in high school and hated cops and would fight people regularly:))🕺

Deacon: kid- go to therapy PLEASE

Street: we've established that I'm in therapy

Luca: ITS NOT WORKING BECAUSE NOW FUCKING RAP IS PLAYING 🔪🔪🔪

Street: will you let me and Tan in now that I changed the song 🥺

Luca: fine. Only because I think if someone drove by they'd call the cops

Chris: are we just glossing over the fact that high school Street was suicidal and would fight people??? 👀

Street: it was fun. I miss it 😢

Chris: YOU MISS BEING SUICIDAL??? JJ!

Street: NO! No I miss fighting people 🕺

Luca: we basically do that for work 🧍‍♂️

Street: yeah but that's like- with rules 😒

Deacon: how'd you fight before???

Street: behind the school in the alley! Once I slammed this guys face into the brick wall!!! It was so fun!! 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Hondo: you make my beard go gray daily

Street: the kid was fine and fully deserved it 👨‍🦯

Tan: ......why?

Street: HE BROKE MY DAMN LAPTOP AND NEEDED TO PAY 🔪🔪💥💥💥

Luca: you looked a little too mad typing that..🧍‍♂️

Street: FUCKING DICKHEAD SNAPPED MY KEYBOARD AND THEN DECIDED TO LAUGH🔪🔥🔥💥🔪🔪✂️✂️🔪💥💥

Chris: remind me to not fuck with Streets laptop

Tan: oh my god once I fucked up their code and thought I was about to die 🏃🏃

Luca: that's not even bad!! I spilled juice beside their laptop and my life flashed before my eyes when Street walked in on me trying to clean it 😭

Street: you were very lucky nothing happened to my laptop

Hondo: kid that sounds like a threat

Street: it is.

Hondo: JJ JESUS CHRIST

Deacon: STREET NO DONT THREATEN LUCA

Street: it's not for just Luca, it's for you all.

Chris: AYO IM SCARED FOR MY LIFE??!?!!👀

Tan: ME FUCKING TOO ✋

Luca: STREET OMG NO HELP 🏃