Swat group chat

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< Bitches >
< Sunday
< 10:27 pm

Chris: having this time off is so fuckin nice 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Cortez: for real and the FBI hasn't been up my ass at ALL 💃💃💃💃

Street: OH JUST RUB IT IN 💥💥💥

Hondo: what's wrong?

Tan: he's stressing over something and isn't talking enough english for me to understand 🫠🫠

Luca: not speaking English??? 🥸🥸

Deacon: he speakin gibberish??? 🧐🧐🧐

Tan: Italian, I thought we went over this

Street: we definitely have 🧍‍♂️

Hondo: guys it's in her file🤸

Deacon: it is 🤨🤨

Hondo: yeah, Italian, French and some Spanish 🤌🤌

Chris: wait you understand my Spanish?????👀

Street: sometimes, not all of it, I picked it up late sooo 🏌️🏌️

Chris: .........like what stuff do you know? 😳

Street: your Tia is a whore? You think your cousin is cheating on his girlfriend? 🏃🏃

Chris: OKAY NOTHING MAJOR 👏👏

Street: NOTHING MAJOR???? GIRL- 😨😨

Chris: oh please it's no family secret they're all whores on that side of the family 💅💅

Street: well damn 😳

Tan: ANYWAYS, why are you so stressed baby?

Street: BECAUSE THE FBI IS IN MY ASS FOR NO FUCKIN REASON 🤬🤬🤬

Cortez: yikes who is it this time??😬😬

Street: it's Lynn and she is BITCHING ABOUT NOTHING 👹👹👹

Luca: who's Lynn?

Cortez: she's kinda like our Hicks only way WAY worse  🧍‍♂️

Street: HICKS WAS NEVER THIS MUCH OF A CUNT 🤺🤺🤺

Tan: oh wow I can hear her yelling from here 🙃

Street: SHES SAYING CARLOS DID HIS ASSESSMENT WRONG ⚱️⚱️

Cortez: HUH??? ITS CARLOS 😃😃

Street: I FUCKIN KNOW OMG SHE WANTS MY TEAM TO RE DO THEM ALL 🔫🔫🔫

Hondo: simply, kill her 🤝🤝

Deacon: BABE- 👀👀

Luca: I agree 🤝🤝

Chris: same but let me come 🏃🏃🏃

Tan: JJ DON'T YOU DARE 💥💥

Street: I'M NOT CHRIST 👏👏

Cortez: if it wouldn't cost us our jobs, I'd say do it

Hondo: WAIT WAIT is this something I'm gonna have to deal with when we move to the FBI??? 😭😭😭

Cortez: more so Hicks but I already told him to ignore her calls and instead answer Marks 💅💅

Deacon: Marks? 🤨

Cortez: Lynn's second in command, much nicer and has an adorable daughter 🤸

Street: MARKS CAN'T HELP ME GOD 💥💥💥