< Bitches >
< Thursday
< 3:51 pmStreet: this should be our last day in Japan 🤸♂️
Cortez: hoping and praying we fly home either tonight or tomorrow morning 💃💃
Tan: YAY I MISS YOU GUYS!!!! 🫶🫶🫶
Deacon: ugh Hondo will finally stop pouting all day everyday 🤌🤌
Hondo: I don't pout!! 🤺🤺🤺
Chris: you totally do 😚😚
Luca: you are SO pouty 🏃🏃🏃
Hondo: FUCK YOU GUYS NO I DON'T 🖕🖕🖕
Street: Hondo just misses his almost wife it's alright guys ✋✋✋
Deacon: mmm......... just his almost wife.......
Tan: oh yes it's only Cortez he misses...........
Chris: pfftttttttt his almost wife, babes you're forgetting someone.........👨🦯👨🦯
Street: what? 🤨
Luca: oh please Hondo pouts about you too👏👏
Street: AWE HE DOESSSSSS🥹🥹
Hondo: I DONT 🥊🥊🥊
Deacon: anytime you're gone he pouts about it and now Cortez is gone too so he's even more pouty ☄️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
Cortez: AWE BABY YOU MISS US 🥹🥹🥹
Street: YOU NEED SOME CUDDLES WHEN WE GET BACK?? 🤭🤭🤭
Hondo: NO ASSHOLES 💥💥💥
Hondo:...........
Hondo:........ okay yes I want cuddles but I hate you for it.............🧍♂️
Cortez: we will give you all the cuddles hun 🫶🫶
Street: I will lay directly on top of you 💃💃
Deacon: omg I love when they do that to Hondo😚😚
Tan: it is the cutest 😊😊
Luca: especially with how Jj's a little smaller than Hondo so she has to kinda stretch out to cover his legs 😌😌
Chris: it's pure serotonin 🫶🫶
Street: he's a pretty comfy pillow 🤌🤌
Hondo: you all suck🖕🖕
Cortez: I for one am very excited to see this in person, I've only gotten the pictures Chris has sent 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Chris: ah yess the album of all of us cuddling I have 💅💅
Deacon: you have an album for that?
Chris: you don't? ✋✋
Deacon: touché 🤌
Cortez: um street I'm asking you to pause your conversation and come look at what I found 👀👀
Street: what is it? 🤨
Cortez: omg omg OH MY FUCKING GOD 👀👀
Street: WHAT???
Cortez: BRING YOUR ASS OMG HAHDHSJDHHDHDBDHSHSHDH💃💃💃💃
Street: is that- IS THAT JOEY AND LIAM MAKING OUT ON THE SECURITY CAMERAS💀💀💀
Hondo: THE TWO ASSHOLES???🤨🤨🤨
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