I have a more story type swat group chat already posted but this is just for chaos and humor really
There will be lots of dark humor and lgbtq themes so if that bothers you please skip <3
* this does not follow the shows storylines* (it has some re...
Deacon: my divorce lawyer is already getting things ready to serve the papers to Annie ✨🕺✨
Tan: that was fucking fast 🤨🤨
Deacon: I know!!! Also Hondo wanna move in?? The house would be so much cheaper if there was two people living there ✨
Hondo: you ask me in a group chat?- y'know what I don't even care, yeah I'll move in. My dad moved out and that leaves me all alone so 👨🦯👨🦯
Luca: what about Nichelle?? 🤨
Hondo: ha we broke up because she's going to Chicago for a job
Street: I'm sorry mom
Hondo: it's okay we ended on good terms and all so no hard feelings ✌️
Deacon: great! Now I just need to evict the cockroach
Chris: COCKROACH I CANT STOPPPP 😭✋
Street: ACCURATE AS FUCK DEAC 💥💥
Deacon: I'm hoping I can get this all said and done within the week
Tan: A WEEK?? WHAT DRUGS DID YOU TAKE?? DIVORCE TAKES MONTHS EVEN YEARS ✋✋✋
Deacon: usually yes but I'm hoping Annie will just sign the damn papers and get out. If she wants anything she'll have to fight for it since the text messages and voicemails show that she's been mentally abusive as all hell 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Deacon: so yeah the bitch gets nothing and really just a week to get the fuck out of the house🕺
Chris: what about the kids?
Deacon: I was trying for full custody but my lawyer says Annie would fight that and I'm trying to avoid court so- I get them the weeks and she gets them every other weekend :/
Luca: guys omg Hondos gonna be a dad holy shit!!!
Hondo; I already am
Luca: ???
Hondo: ✨Street. ✨Duh.
Street: :33 ✨Mom ✨💖
Tan: you guys have the same stupid little smile on and it's adorable ☺️
Chris: omg you're right awe🥹🥹
Deacon: it's kinda funny to think of how similar Hondo and Jj can be at times
Luca: I think about it all the time!!!
Luca: they do the same little hand motions when upset and stand the same!!!
Luca: LOOK!!
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