< Bitches >
< Wednesday
< 7:47 pm
Deacon: hey Hondo wanna move in today?
Hondo; ??? Is Annie out already? It's been like two days 👀👀
Deacon: I said I wanted this to be done in a week
Tan: Dad? Is Annie...... alive? 🤨
Deacon: WHAT YES YES SHE IS ALIVE
Chris: you sure??🧍♂️
Deacon: YES SHES STAYING AT A HOTEL
Luca: I mean I wouldn't blame you if you snapped and just ✨ offed her ✨
Deacon: GUYS WTF STOP ENCOURAGING MURDER 💥💥
Street: hey you were the one about to end her the other day 👨🦯
Deacon: that's different, I'd never actually kill her
Luca: would you? 🤨
Hondo: I need you all to STOP I'm in a meeting with Hicks and can't be worried about you all KILLING PEOPLE 🔥🔥
Deacon: Hondos right, we can talk about this later
Hondo: NO-
Deacon: fine. For a final statement about Annie's lively hood- I won't be killing her and neither will any of you
Street: no fun WHATSOEVER 😡😡
Chris: WHY IS THAT FUN TO YOU????
Street: what'd you think I did before I was a cop?? 🧍♂️🧍♂️
Tan: YOU KILLED PEOPLE???? 😳😳😳
Street: I never said that
Luca: YOU JUST DID ✋✋✋
Street: what? No I didn't. Pfft y'all are crazy.
Hondo: Street, have you ever killed someone illegally?
Street: define illegally
Chris: STREET TF 💀💀💀
Tan: BABE PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEREN'T A MURDERER BEFORE A COP 😭😭😭
Street: i wasn't a murderer!!
Tan: but you killed people? 🤨
Street: I never said that!
Luca: YOU DID!!! 🤺🤺
Tan: so what would you do?? 👀
Street: my job 🤸♂️
Hondo:...... which was?......
Street: killing people 💃
Deacon: STREET 😭😭
Chris: WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN 🔥🔥
Tan: NO DIVORCE IMMEDIATELY DIVORCE SIGN THE PAPERS 💥💥💥💥💥
Street: IT WAS MY JOB!!! ✨
Hondo: kid what was your job? Describe it.
Street: I worked for this really nice guy and he'd give me pictures of people then a gun. Then he'd tell me to off them and pay me twenty grand after each one. BUT they were really bad people so I never felt bad 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Chris: so...... you were an assassin?👀
Street: WHAT NO WAY
Hondo: you are the dumbest smart person I've ever met 🧍♂️
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