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< Thursday
< 2:30 amStreet: okay hypothetically what would happen if my old boss contacted me for a job??
Hondo: DID YOU AGREE??👀👀👀
Street: undecided
Deacon: SAY NO YOU DUMBASS💥💥💥💥
Chris: OMG STREET SAY NO RIGHT NOW 💀💀
Tan: Street please for the love of god, say no. 🔥🔥
Luca: guys he's sitting on his computer and I'm a little nervous 😳
Street: okay so I could say no, but- THE GUYS SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND ITS NOT LIKE HE DESERVES LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔪💥🔪
Hondo: what'd he do?
Street: he assaulted kids at a daycare
Chris: proceed 🔪🔪
Tan: take the job. Go get him! 👹👹👹
Luca: kill his ass!! 😏
Deacon: oh my god. Okay. Okay so I would say take the job but- YOU CANT MURDER SOMEONE STREET ✋✋
Street: ITS NOT MURDER ✨
Hondo: so what is it?
Street: a job 🤸♂️
Deacon: you are SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT HOW HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB HOW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Street: ouch.
Street: so do I take it orrrrrrrrr
Chris: yes you do but you don't tell Deacon or Hondo 💃💃
Hondo: ??? Are you stupid ????
Deacon: we can see this chat???? Idiots.
Street: OH MY GOD HE HAS A REALLY COOL GUN I CAN USE EEEEE IM EXCITED 🏃🏃🏃
Luca: they're jumping up and down like a little kid hyped up on sugar
Street: DONT KILL THE VIBE LUCA 🔪🔪
Luca: OKAY DAMN 😭
Deacon: Hondo you not gonna stop the kid from MURDERING someone??👀👀
Hondo: I meannnn........... they kinda deserve it 😳
Luca: nobody tell grandpa and we're golden!!✨
Tan: I thought you didn't want grandpa? 🧍♂️
Deacon: grandpa? 🤨
Street: Hicks 🤸♂️
Luca: I don't. Fuck that guy.
Chris: please I saw you and Hicks getting coffee together the other day 🤺🤺
Luca: I will send Street after you. Now shut up.
Street: uh who decided I was your guard dog??🤨
Luca: are you not???😭😭
Street: I'm not attached to anyone but Tan, I will never hurt Tan.
Tan: my beloved spouse 💖💖💖
Street: 💖💖💖
Luca: gross.
Street: you just call Tan gross??🤨🤨🔪🤨🤨🤨
Luca: don't look at me like that🧍♂️
Luca: STREET 💥💥💥
Luca: STREET STOP WALKING TO THE GUN SAFE IM SORRY IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭
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