Authors note: Im having so much fun making Street unhinged 🤸♂️🤸♂️
< Bitches >
< Friday
< 11:23 am
Hondo: okay where the hell is Street???👀👀
Deacon: what do you mean?? 🧍♂️
Hondo: he's gone
Deacon: YOU LET HIM ESCAPE🤺🤺🤺
Chris: I'm sorry, escape?🤨
Deacon: I meant leave.....
Tan: are you guys kidnapping my spouse??🔪🔪
Deacon: it was a precaution ✋
Luca: for???
Hondo: so Hicks may have Ahem yelled at Street and I was sure they were going to snap, we ended up handcuffing her to a table 🧍♂️🧍♂️
Tan: YOU USED HANDCUFFS???😭😭
Tan: OH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS 💀💀💀💀
Luca: DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FAST JJ CAN GET OUT OF HANDCUFFS??? 🥸🥸
Chris: lmao she probably killed Hicks already 💃💃
Deacon: what do you mean 🧍♂️
Tan: WOW YOU ARE AN IDIOT 💀💀
Tan: WOW WOW IDIOTS AT THEIR FINEST 💥💥
Deacon: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN TAN 👹👹👹
Tan: we timed it and Jj can get out of handcuffs in less than 15 seconds 🥸🥸
Hondo: shit 🧍♂️
Luca:...... guys.......
Chris: what now?
Luca: Hicks isn't in his office 😀
Tan: OH MOTHER FUCKERS PROBABLY CHOPPED INTO BITS BY NOW 🏃🏃🏃
Deacon: HES PROBABLY WHAT 😳😳😳
Chris: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW 💥💥
Hondo: okay team new case for today, locate Street and Hicks before one of them dies!! Go team! 🏃🏼♂️🏃🏼♂️
Luca: we're so fucked ✋
< 12:34 pm
Street: hold the fuck on, I just read all those texts, WHAT THE HELL GUYS I DIDN'T KILL HICKS 💥💥💥💥💥💥
Tan: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU 🔥🔥
Street: WITH HICKS
Hondo; STREET SPARE HIM PLEASE ANYONE ELSE WOULD FIRE US 😭😭😭😭
Deacon: THATS NOT WHY WERE SAVING HIM YOU FUCKING DUMBASS 😩😩😩
Deacon: STREET SAVE HICKS BECAUSE HES THE ONE WHO WRITES OUR PAY CHECKS 👀👀
Chris: if you kill Hicks will you let me help 💃💃
Street: IM NOT KILLING HIM YOU ANIMALS
Luca: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING 🤨🤨
Street: WERE DRINKING COFFEE TALKING SHIT ABOUT MOLLY 🤺🤺
Tan: about his kid? 🧍♂️
Street: yeah she's kinda cunt 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Deacon: you left shift, escaped handcuffs, to go talk shit about your bosses daughter, with your boss 🤨🤨🤨
Street: yup! 🥸
Tan: omg did you tell hicks about the thing molly does at night??? 👀👀👀
Street: YESS AND SHE DID IT AS A KID TOO 💥💥
Chris: what thing??? Hold on I'm still friends with her, I need to know 🏃🏃🏃
Street: you won't be after this 🥸🥸
Luca: WHAT'D SHE DO??? 😀😀
Street: sometimes, usually at night, she'll piss herself 💀💀
Deacon: hold on, usually?? Is there a time it happens not at night??? 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Street: you're gonna be really mad when I say this 🧍♂️🧍♂️
Deacon: oh god tell me 😭
Street: once she pissed in the church pews and blamed it on a little kid 🥸🥸
Tan: WE SHOULD GET HER AND PISS BOY TOGETHER 💥💥💥
Chris: TRUE OMG SO TRUE 🔥🔥🔥
Luca: WAIT SHE SLEPT ON OUR COUCH ONCE OMG EW EW 🔪🔪🔥🔪🔥
Street: I THREW THE COUCH CUSHION AWAY AND BOUGHT A REPLACEMENT 🤺🤺🤺🤺
Hondo: are we skipping over how a grown woman pisses herself regularly??? 👹👹
Street: me and Hicks both have no idea why, her doctors say everything's fine, she was house trained sooooo 🧍♂️
Deacon: "house trained" STOP I CANT 😭😭😭
Street: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY "she was potty trained" SHES NOT FIVE ✋✋
Luca: SHE ACTS LIKE IT 👀👀
Tan: LUCAAAAAA IM DYING 💥💥💥
Chris: IM NEVER LETTING HER IN MY HOUSE AGAIN NO EWWWW 🤢🤢🤢
Chris: IM GAGGING 🤮🤮
Street: this is also the reason we never had sex
Luca: you dated for a year and never had sex??😀
Street: eight months and nope not once. I refused. She didn't seem to care that much and neither did I
Tan: wait did you not get off for eight months???? 👀👀👀
Street: nope, it was painful. 🧍♂️🧍♂️
Deacon: why'd you stay for so long????💀💀
Street: SHES HICKS KID I COULDN'T JUST BREAK UP WITH HER 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Chris: BUT YOU DID 💥💥
Street: yeah but she knew it was coming so it made it less hurtful for her 🥸
Hondo: I will never be able to look her in the eye 😭😭
Street: I have the best idea 😈😈
Tan: oh no you're smirking what is it?
Street: what if I anonymously sent her diapers 😶😶
Chris: DO IT DO IT DO IT 💥💥💥💥
Tan: YES YES FUCKING DO IT🤺🤺🤺
Hondo; KID THATS HILARIOUS DO IT RN 😭😭😭
Deacon: I DONY EVEN CARE THATS SO FUNNY 👀👀👀
Luca: YOU GOTTA SEND HER A YEAR TIMES SUPPLY ✋✋✋
Street: ORDERING IT RIGHT NOW 🥸🥸
Chris: send it to her work 🧍♂️
Street: YOU MENACE!! ABSOLUTELY 🤺🤺
Tan: guys what if she gets fired?? 👁👄👁
Street: sucks to suck I guess 🤷
Tan: this is why I love you
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