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< Bitches >
< Sunday
< 11:28 am

Street: would you guys be mad if I slept with a really hot bartender? 🫡🫡

Tan: why are you gonna sleep with them?

Street: cause she keeps giving me free drinks and talking sexy Spanish to me ✋✋

Chris: sexy Spanish?? 😃😃

Street: it's all low in my ear and I can't even hear half of it but it's hot 💅💅💅

Tan: just as a one night stand? 🤨🤨

Street: oh absolutely I'm pretty sure she's married or something 🤷🤷🤷

Deacon: DON'T SLEEP WITH A MARRIED WOMAN 💀💀💀💀

Street: THATS NOT MY PROBLEM ✋✋✋✋

Deacon: IT IS IF YOU SLEEP WITH HER 😃😃😃

Street: SHES THE ONE ASKING ME TO GO UPSTAIRS 💥💥💥💥💥

Street: IM NOT THE MARRIED ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Luca: yeah you are?? 🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️

Street: yeah but I'm telling and asking Tan before I do anything 🏄🏄

Tan: yeah we kinda do this from time to time 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Hondo: y'all just fuck other people? 😃

Tan: if we want to and we ask beforehand, yup 👍👍

Hondo: hey deacccc😏😏😏😏

Deacon: no. I'm too possessive. 🤺🤺

Hondo: worth a shot 😔

Chris: and besides you can come sleep with us Hondo 💃💃

Hondo: TRUE I FORGOT THAT 🔥🔥

Street: we are the same 🤝

Hondo: you took our shared braincell today and I need it back 🤌🤌

Street: sorry this case is too important for me to give it to you 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Hondo: you're lucky I can just put Deacon in charge when you aren't here 👏👏

Street: PFFTT poor deacon 💀💀

Deacon: wait you do what? 🧍‍♂️

Hondo: nothing baby, I love when you help me🫶🫶

Hondo: ( no tf I do not, my control issues go brrr and I wanna be in charge, give me the braincell Street)

Street: (haha welcome to my world, can't give it to you, I have to go shoot some people and I can't miss)

Hondo: (after you kill those people can I use it?)

Street: (while I take a nap sure)

Luca: why are they acting like this is real? 😐😐

Tan: should I be concerned?😃😃

Chris; they know we can see this right 🤨🤨🤨

Deacon: why'd they start whispering over text 💀💀💀

Hondo: (alright Street hurry up I just walked into a door in front of hicks)

Street: (hold on! I need to get this headshot then you can use it)

Hondo: (I thought you were sleeping with someone)

Street: (I am, she's laying down while I make this shot)

Hondo: (you're using her window??)

Street: (yeah it's a really nice view too)

Hondo: (I kinda miss Mexico)

Street: (I can get you plane ride here if you want)

Hondo: (can I help you kill people?)

Street: (fuck yeah!)

Deacon: sorry to interrupt your little whispering but Hondo can't leave, Hicks would lose it ✋✋

Hondo: fine 🫠

Hondo: (deacons a buzz kill)

Street: (for real!)

Tan: guys we can see these 😐

Street: shush love 🤫🤫

Chris: this team lacks all brain power 🧍‍♂️

Street: I don't! For now 👋👋

Hondo: I need that damn braincell Street!! Hicks wants me to teach the recruits how to scale buildings!!🔫🔫🔫🔫

Street: HAHAHAHAH good luck!!! 💃💃

Hondo: so mean to me 😔😔

Luca: I'll help Hondo 👍👍

Street: the two biggest guys are gonna teach a bunch of small recruits to scale buildings??  Someone record that for me!!!💥💥💥

Chris: actually I'm setting up a tripod 🫡🫡

Deacon: NO YOU AREN'T!!! We are going to help our incompetent people 🤌🤌🤌

Chris: ugh fine 🙄

Tan: baby what was that picture?😃

Street: you no like? :(

Tan: what no I like just- why are you fucking her while aiming your gun out the window??🤨🤨

Street: I got sick of waiting for the guy to show up so I decided to kill him while fucking her, her names Mariana btw 👏👏👏

Street: she says it's hot I text you pictures 🤝🤝

Tan: Mariana for the win!! 🫶🫶

Chris: I want pictures!!! 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Street: should I just send them here?🤨🤨

Hondo: yes please distract me 🙏🙏

Deacon: only cause I wanna see what pose you're in 🧍‍♂️

Street: * 3 images attached*

Luca: CAN WE DO THAT WHEN YOU GET BACK?!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Chris: NO FAIR I WANT TO 🤺🤺🤺🤺

Deacon: NO ME ME DO IT TO ME 👋👋

Tan: y'all are so feral it's funny

Hondo: STREET PLEASE I WILL BOTTOM FOR YOU 🙏🙏🙏

Street: SOLD TO HONDO 🫵🫵

Street: I AM SO EXCITED TO COME HOME NOW 💃💃💃

Tan: so sex driven 💀

Street: you love it 😏

Tan: still

Deacon: HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YIUR DAMN LEGS I CANT FIGURE IT OUT ✋✋✋

Street: it's all the gymnastics me and Tan do 🤸‍♂️

Deacon:👁👄👁

Deacon: I need to start doing gymnastics 🧍‍♂️