< Bitches >
< Tuesday
< 10:23 amTan: tonight's gonna be so funnnn 🕺🕺🕺
Hondo: I'm so excited 👏👏
Chris: sameeeee I'm asking hicks if we can leave early 👹👹👹
Luca: ooo we can get pizza if we leave early ✨✨
Deacon: are y'all gonna eat while I get tortured??🧍♂️
Hondo: yeah we're gonna sit and watch 🥰🥰
Deacon: tf guys 🖕🖕
Street: you get food afterwards don't worry 💖
Deacon: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FOOD I CARE THYRE JUST GONNA SIT THERE 🤺🤺🤺
Street: I won't let them do anything don't worry 💥💥
Deacon: maybe they'd be nicer 🖕
Street: y'know the deeper you dig this hole the worse it's gonna be
Deacon: I DIDNT MEAN TO ACTUALLY SEND THAT PLEASE FORGIVE ME 😭😭😭
Street: no <3
Chris: god I love it when Street goes all feral 💃💃
Tan: totally the reason we got married 💖💖
Deacon: tan you're just okay with your spouse doing this??🥲🥲
Tan: better you than me 🤸♂️
Street: Aw babe I'd never do what I'm going to do to Deac to you
Deacon: you wouldn't?? 🏃🏃
Street: he knows how to shut up
Hondo: ha get snapped at 🔪🔪
Deacon: why am I being targeted 😀
Luca: idk might have to do with you relentlessly teasing Street even though Chris had you bent tf over 🤸♂️
Deacon: HONDO WAS THE ONE BENDING STREET OVER 💥💥💥
Street: uh he was being nice to me 👹👹
Deacon: he slapped you???😀😀
Street: that's different, he gave me praises after 🥸🥸
Street: you're just a cunt and you'll regret it 🔪🔪
Chris: and I thought I was doing a number on Deac 💃💃
Hondo: y'know I might actually prefer top Street 🤸♂️
Street: 🫶🫶🫶
Hondo: it's kinda entertaining 👨🦯👨🦯
Luca: I agree and he's good at topping even if it's a little harsh 💅💅
Tan: he's sweet with me idk what you did ✨
Luca: I made the same mistake Deac has only on a lot smaller scale 🫠
Street: you made one comment and apologized immediately after
Deacon: I APOLOGIZED 🔥🔥🔥
Street: not til I said you should!!! 💥💥
Deacon: fine bitch 🔪
Luca: Deac I'm begging you, for your own sake, SHUT UP 👏👏👏
Street: did he just call me a bitch? 🤨
Tan: y'all catching this 😶
Chris: in HD 💃💃
Hondo: worldstar!!! 🤺🤺
Deacon: yeah I did bitch 🖕
Street: oh okay that's how you wanna play 🙂
Deacon: yeah you're probably all talk bitch boy 🖕🖕
Tan: shit shit he gonna die 🫡🫡
Street: we'll see Deac, we'll see 👨🦯
Deacon: Hm not even a good comeback 💥💥
Luca: you shoulda listened to me Deacon 🫣🫣
Hondo: oh he's gonna regret that one 🫢
Street: you want a comeback? Go open snap, you'll see a glimpse of what I have waiting for you after shift ✨
Chris: shhhhittttttt he got a set up 🥸🥸🥸
Deacon: street I'm sorry, I didn't mean it 🫶🫶
Tan: good luck with that 😬😬
Street: way too late for that one 🧍♂️
Deacon: PLEASE IM SORRY 😭😭😭
Chris: keep begging baby it's entertaining 💅💅
Hondo: god he's looking at me as if I can help 🫢🫢
Luca: you dug that grave Deac, go lay in it 🤸♂️🤸♂️
Deacon: I think I'm gonna actually die 🫠
Street: you'll wish you did
Deacon: fuck 🧍♂️
Street: that's right, be scared, bitch.
Tan: THE PERIOD SAYS IT ALL 💥💥💥
Hondo: GRAB THE POPCORN 🏃🏃🏃🏃
Chris: SOMEONE VIDEO TAPE THIS SHIT 💃💃💃
Luca: GUYS THIS IS LIKE WATCHING WWE 🤺🤺🤺
Tan: ONKY DEAC DOESNT FIGHT BACK 😭😭😭
Luca: AHAHA TAN 💀💀
< 3:23 pm
Chris: HICKS APPROVED US LEAVING EARLY LETS GO BITCHES 💃💃💃
Deacon: NO NO NO 😭😭
Street: get on the back of my bike Deac, I want you to ride with me 🙂
Luca: 😶😶😶😶
Deacon: street.......
Street: bike. Now. 👏
Hondo: AHHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE 🕺🕺🕺🕺
Tan: OMG HES ACTUALLY GOING YESS 👹👹👹
Chris: GUYS GET IN THE CAR WERE FOLLOWING THEM 🏃🏃🏃
Luca: THE PIZZAS ORDERED 🕺🕺🕺
Hondo: AGHHH NOT STREET SPEEDING💥💥💥
Chris: HAHA DEACON LOOKS TERRIFIED 😭😭😭
Tan: SERVES HIM RIGHT 🔪🔪🔪
Luca: THE ABSOLUTE DUMBASS 🤺🤺🤺🤺
Hondo: YOU'D THINK HE'D LEARN WITH ME BUT NOOOOO HE NEEDS STREET TO CHIME IN TOO 🏃🏃🏃
Chris: YOU'D THIBK HE'D LEARN WITH BOTH OF US TF 👨🦯👨🦯
Tan: LUCA LEARNED PRETTY QUICKLY 👏👏
Luca: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SCARY THEY CAN BE???? 😶😶😶😶
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