Swat group chat

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< Bitches >
< Friday
< 9:23 am

Luca: I regret everything about last night and I am so so deeply sorry Street

Street: OH YOU REGRET IT??? YOU REGRET GETTING ME DRUNK THEN MOCKING MY STUTTER?? WELL THAT JUST MAKES IT SOOOO MUCH BETTER LUCA 💥💥💥💥💥

Luca: that sounds like sarcasm 😑

Street: alright that's it, I'm slapping you right fucking now 🤺🤺

Luca: STREET IM SORRY IT WAS FUNNY 😭😭

Street: I WILL SHOVE YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE WALL TO HICKS OFFICE SO YOU HAVE TO STARE AT HIM ALL DAY DOING FUCKING PAPERWORK 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Luca: his brick wall?........🧍‍♂️

Street: I WILL BURY YOU TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH WHERE YOU WILL BURN FROM HOW HOT IT IS 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Luca: hot??

Street: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET YOU IDIOT 🤾🤾🤾

Street: THE CORE OF THE EARTH IS HOTTER THAN THE OUTER LAYER OF THE SUN YOU MORON 😤

Luca: SORRY I DONT KNOW SCIENCE😦

Street: THIS IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE 👏👏

Street: it doesn't even matter, what matters is me murdering you in the most gruesome way I can think of 🪓🪓

Luca: you threatening me??? 🤔🤔

Luca: HONDO JJS THREATENING ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵

Hondo: and? You deserve it. 🧍‍♂️

Luca: WHAT THE HELL 😭😭

Deacon: it's true. You're a dickhead 🖕

Tan: you're gonna get tortured but not in the fun way 👏👏👏

Chris: I'll be helping 💃💃💃

Luca: am I gonna die?

Street: no but you'll wish you did 😙😙

Hondo: just make sure he can work 😶

Street: oh he will be able to work just fine don't worry 😈😈

Luca: why are you smirking? 🫣🫣

Street: it's best you don't know 🤫

Luca: lord have mercy on my soul

Deacon: haha he's nowhere near you anymore 🫡🫡

Tan: yeah you've done fucked up big time 😬😬

Street: I swear to god I will make you regret every life decision you have ever made you dirty son of a bitch 👹👹👹

Luca: damn say how you really feel 🧍‍♂️

Street: YOU WANNA HEAR HOW I REALLY FEEL LUCA CAUSE I WILL GLADLY TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW IM FEELING 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

Luca: 😶😶😶😶

Chris: what was that? 🤨 🤨🤨🤨

Luca:...... f-f-f-feeling.....💀💀

Street: COME OVER HERE YOU BITCH 🏃🏃🏃🏃

Tan: GET HIM BABE!!! 💥💥

Deacon: FUCK HIM UP JJ 🤺🤺🤺

Street: STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME COWARD 🤾🤾🤾

Hondo: this is so fucking entertaining 😌😌

Chris: they're just running around HQ pfffttt 🫢🫢