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< 8:34 pmLuca: we got an issue gang
Deacon: what'd you do this time?
Luca: NOTHING!!! It's street and I'm concerned
Hondo: oh fuck. That's never good.
Tan: what happened
Luca: uh. It's- he- how do I explain this???
Chris: Luca please what is it???
Luca: so I come home after going to do some training right and I'm actually not supposed to be home til tomorrow but my friend canceled
Hondo: okay so what does that have to do with street??
Luca: I'm gonna take a wild guess that he thought I wouldn't be home because this- all of this- I don't think he would want me to see right
Tan: what is this???
Luca: he uh. He's. In. I.
Deacon: Luca??? Is he hurt??
Luca: NO! heswearingpantiesandabra and asleep on the couch
Hondo: tell me I didn't just read that right
Tan: PFFT THIS IS GREAT 👹👹
Chris: HAHA YES THIS IS AMAZING BLACK MAIL 🔪🔪🔥
Tan: I KNEW HE WAS INTO WEIRD SHIT BUT DAMN ✋💀✋✋
Luca: I don't think it's like that-
Deacon: Luca????
Hondo: kid what- explain pls
Luca: there's like an empty thing of ice cream on the table and credits of a movie going. I don't think it's sexual
Chris: shit.
Luca: fuck
Tan: something else happen??
Luca: STREET ARE YOU TRYING TO DROWN YOURSLEFFF???
Street: IM SCREAMING DUMBASS
Luca: INTO THE SINK?!?!?
Street: WOULD YOU RATHER IT BE OUT LOUD?!?!!
Luca: NO BUT DONT JUST GET UP AND START SCREMAING INTO THE SINK
Street: DONT COME HOME WHEN YOU SAY YOU ARENT
Luca: IM SORRY I DIDNT THINK ITD BE A BIG DEAL
Street: I WAS TRYING TO RELAX AND GET DRUNK
Luca: ARE YOU DRINKING???
Street: HEAVILY
Hondo: Kid, got something you wanna talk to us about?
Street: I don't have a drinking problem Hondo I'm just stressed :3
Tan: ...... the other thing though??....
Street: what other thing?
Street: LUCA IM GONNA KILL YOU
Chris: RUN LUCA RUN 🏃🏃
Luca: I'm hiding in the bathroom
Tan: PFFFTTT 💀💀
Tan: Wait wait I need to know- has he changed
Luca: no but he has a knife
Street: I WILL SLICE YOUR DICK OFF 🔪🔪
Chris: STREET CALM DOWN
Street: NEVER YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU COULDVE JJST WOKEN ME UP 💥💥
Luca: IM SORRY
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