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< Monday
< 9:23 amHondo: I don't know what to do with myself without work 🧎
Street: wanna help me on these files???👀👀
Tan: babe is that where you are? You leave me in bed all alone for work??? ✋✋
Deacon: welcome to my world 🥸
Cortez: Hondo and Jj are such workaholics it hurts my soul👏👏
Luca: thankfully me and Chris don't have that problem 🤸
Chris: nope we are equally as workaholic while simultaneously being lazy 💅💅
Luca: lazy days>>💚💚
Chris: lazy days>>🖤🖤
Street: hehe Hondos helping me with files 💃💃
Hondo: omg they're so much more complicated than the ones in Swat 🏌️🏌️🏌️
Cortez: get use to it babe 🤌🤌
Deacon: oh wow chrus and Luca are gonna hate these 🫡🫡
Chris: what whyyyyy😨😨
Street: they take more than twenty minutes to fill out and you have to be very thorough🏃🏃
Luca: yuck 🤺🤺
Chris: icky 🤾🤾
Cortez: I'm sorry- ICKY??? WHO SAYS THAT
Chris: ME BITCH 🔪🔪🔪
Deacon: I say that 🧍♂️
Hondo: and I will never not make fun of you for it 🤌🤌🤌
Street: omg. Guys. Holy shit.🧍♂️
Tan: what are you giggling about over there??
Street: ANDREWS USED A FUCKIN SPARKLY PINK GEL PEN ON ONE OF HIS FILES 👏👏
Cortez: OMG 💛💛💛💛
Chris: STOP I LOVE HIM AND IVE NEVER MET HIM 💃💃💃
Hondo: HES SO PURE WITH LITTLE HEARTS ON THE FRONT COVER 😭😭😭
Deacon: DID HE USE PURPLE PAPER???? 😃😃😃
Luca: .....maybe that's why you have to re do them?.....👁👄👁
Street: no I'm re doing them because Carlos messed up his spelling on part of one of them and Lynn refuses to just skip over it 🧍♂️
Street: there's no rules about what colored pens or colored paper you use, it just has to be in format and turned in on time
Cortez: where the hell Andrews gets the time for all that is beyond me🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
Street: I think Jones gets him the paper ✋✋
Cortez: makes sense 🤝🤝
Chris: is Jones also all colorful and soft??🤨🤨
Cortez: OH HELL NOOOO but he'd do anything for Andrews and that includes splurging money/time to get colorful paper
Street: Andrews desk at the office is COVERED in colorful things and pictures of him and Jones that have puffy stickers on the frames, it's adorable 🥹🥹🥹
Deacon: SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM 🙏🙏🙏
Luca: WAIT WAIT this is the man you think is most like me???? I DONT DO THAT 🔫🔫🔫
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