< Bitches >
< Wednesday
< 9:32 am
Hondo: can hicks please find someone else to cover Rockers shift while they're all out sick💥💥💥
Cortez: about that......😶
Street: yeah uhhhhh...........👨🦯👨🦯
Luca: what?🤨🤨
Chris: you get us the FBI jobs already???🤸♂️🤸♂️
Street: no but we're working on it! It's just- rockers teammmmmm unmmmmmm🏃🏃🏃
Tan: babe what is it? 👀👀
Street: they aren't sick 🧍♂️
Hondo: what? 🤨
Cortez: we looked into it as the whole team getting the flu seemed suspicious and they're all on vacation but passing it as sick time 🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️🏌🏼♂️
Street: I called Hicks about it last night, he doesn't know what to do👍👍
Deacon: FIRE THEM 👹👹👹👹
Chris: IM GONNA SHOOT THEM POINT BLANK RANGE 🔫🔫🔫
Tan: ACTUALLY PISSED TF OFF 🔪🔪🔪🔪
Luca: WATCH ME DECK THEM ALL 🤾🤾🤾
Hondo: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR THIS SHIT 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
Street: looks like they've done it more than once over the years ✋✋
Cortez: actually a lot, they're in Hawaii right now 🥸
Luca: WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THAT⚱️⚱️⚱️⚱️⚱️
Chris: LETS KILL THEM ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Deacon; DO IT THIS THE ONE TIME ILL ALLOW IT 💣💣💣💣
Street: NO. No. This is the one time I say no. 🧍♂️
Hondo: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj whyyyyyyy🥺🥺
Street: because if you kill them, someone will find that out and we'll all go to jail 👏👏
Tan: I'm sorry but I have to agree with street 💅
Deacon: BOO BOOOOOOO🖕🖕🖕
Chris: YOU SUCK IM ANGRY 👎👎👎👎
Street: and I get that but we can just get you guys jobs in the FBI as revenge🤌🤌
Cortez: yeah we can actually use this to justify you all leaving for your own unit in the FBI 🤝🤝
Street: okay so basically how it would work if we actually do this is, Hicks needs to find himself a replacement, Hondo needs to decide who gets put in charge when you leave, the person taking Hicks spot needs to find people to take everyone else's spot and then you need to all move 💃💃
Chris: are we moving to Mexico??? 🧐
Cortez: so usually I'd say yes immediately buttttttt me and Street are trying to do something else too 🤪🤪🤪
Tan: oh god what is it? 🧍♂️
Street: we're seeing if the FBI will let us go to a new building where we'll all just be on different floors 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Cortez: but we might have to wait for that 👨🦯👨🦯
Luca: where'd that be?
Street: hopefully California 🙏🙏
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