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< Sunday
< 8:38 am

Deacon: how do we feel about a family trip to the amusement park?

Luca: FUCK YEAH 🏃🏃

Chris: YES ABSOLUTELY YES 💖💃💃

Tan: LETS FUCKING GOOO 🕺🕺

Street: HELL YEAH IVE NEVER BEEN 🥳🥳

Hondo: you've never been??

Street: I was too ✨poor✨ as a kid 🤸‍♂️

Luca: I-

Chris: wait why are we going to an amusement park??

Deacon: Annie wants me to bring the kids so she can have the house to herself but I can't watch four kids all day without at least a little support

Tan: so you invite more kids??✋

Deacon: and Hondo

Luca: THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOUVE EVER HAD 😌😌

Deacon: I'm also hoping that Street can entertain the boys for a bit. They've been on a adrenaline junkie kick

Street: I'll make sure they don't do anything I wouldn't 😌

Chris: you're kids are gonna die 👹

Deacon: sucks to suck 🧍‍♂️

Hondo: DEACON WHAT THE FUCK 💥💥

Deacon: WHAT they've been annoying me👨‍🦯

Hondo: THAT DOSENT MEAN THEY CAN DIE

Street: guys I said I wouldn't let them do anything I wouldn't, they'll live

Luca: will they Jj, will they? 🤨🤨

Street: YES IM NOT GOING TO KILL A KID

Tan: don't say that or you'll jinx it

Street: TAN DONT SAY THAT💥💥💥

< 2:34 pm

Deacon: guys where'd Street go with the boys???

Hondo: wait you don't have them???

Chris: "have them" they aren't pets guys 🧍‍♂️

Luca: OMG THEY'RE GOING ON THE BIG BALL ONE 🏃🏃🏃

Tan: I'm sorry the what?

Luca: THE ONE WHERE YOU SIT IN A BALL AND IT SHOOTS YOU INTO THE AIR💥💥

Deacon: my kids are gonna die and Annie's never going to have sex again 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Tan: DEAC-

Street: WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN🤸‍♂️

Tan: I can fucking see that why are you going SO MANY TIMES 🤺

Street: why not? Hondo rented out the park so we can go as many times as we want 🕺🕺

Luca: WAIT IS THAT WHY WERE THE ONLY ONES HERE 🧍‍♂️

Hondo: YES YOU IDIOT 💥

Chris: ha Mathew almost fell out

Hondo: WHAT ✋

Deaxon: CHRIS STOP LAUGHING WITH VICTORIA

Chris: she rolled her eyes, there's your response

Tan: baby please come do something safer with me

Street: and if I don't?

Tan: no more rope during sex

Street: WE ARE EXISTING THE RIDE 🏃🏃

Luca: ..... rope?.......

Street: it's very fun :3

Chris: what y'all have knot tying contests??

Street: no I mostly tie tan up 🕺

Tan: SHUT UP🤺🤺

Street: why it's hot 🥵

Hondo: I hate you guys

Street: would you like to be tied up?

Deaxon; STREET ✋

Tan: BABY NO- 🏃🏃

Chris: STOP THATS SO FUNNY 💀

Luca: WHY DO YOU DO THIS JJ WHY 😭

Hondo: tie me up and you die.

Street: noted.

Tan: HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY🏃🏃

Chris: not Hondo threatening Street

Street: please that's barely a threat

Street: I can show you a real threat is you want 😌

Tan: NO NO NO STOP IT ABSOLUTELY NOT💥💥💥💥💥

Luca: wait what would a real threat look like? 🧍‍♂️

Street: remember that guy who broke my laptop? That's a threat.

Chris: pretty sure that's just breaking someone's face 🤨

Street: exactly

Hondo: why am I scared??

Street: don't know, have you touched my laptop recently?

Hondo: I don't think so

Street: think?

Hondo: nope definitely haven't. Nope. Nada. Never in my life.

Deacon: why is this entertaining? 🏃

Street: have you touched my laptop Deacon?🤨

Deacon: nope, I value life!

Luca: no the fuck you dont 👨‍🦯

Hondo: 🤨🤨

Luca: he's violently suicidal 🕺🕺

Deacon: and that's the last time I tell you anything

Chris: Deac you good???

Deacon: Pfft yeah.

Luca: liar.

Deacon: SHUT UP OR I STAB YOU 💥🔪💥🔪💥🔪

Luca: okay damn

Hondo: I should just start giving therapy out as gifts for this team 🧍‍♂️

Tan: LMAO "therapy for you! And therapy for you!" PLEASE 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Hondo: example A

Chris: nah Street will always be example A

Deacon: hey where are all of my kids?

Luca: I have the baby! ☺️

Deacon: no the other four

Hondo: four??👀

Deacon: Mathew, Sam, Victoria and Street

Tan: wait you lost my spouse🧍‍♂️

Chris: GUYS ITS FINE STOP PANICKING

Hondo: how is it fine Chris???

Chris: they're just raiding the snack shacks

Luca: weren't those locked?

Street: NOT ANYMORE🕺🕺

Deacon: I don't wanna know

Hondo: me either

Street: y'all want snacks?

Tan: is that- is that a knife stuck in a lock?

Street: how'd you think I got it open??🤨

Chris: you are a walking safety hazard 🧍‍♂️