Swat group chat

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TW: kinda gore???? Idk???? Nothing that I haven't really said before but yeah. It's there.

< Bitches >
< Saturday
< 8:20 pm

Street: hehehheheheheheheh💃💃💃💃

Deacon: that's never a good sign 🧍‍♂️

Chris: what's up babe? You get a good kill or something? 💅💅💅

Luca: "or something" you gotta be more specific, who knows, maybe Street just became a damn detective while being an FBI agent and working swat🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Hondo: no fr I wouldn't be surprised 👏👏

Tan: you forgot that she's also a hit man 🤌🤌🤌

Cortez: hehehehheheheehhe 💃💃💃💃

Hondo: oh god what'd you two do 🙃

Street: HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE 💥💥💥💥💥💥

Cortez: DID YOU- HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️

Chris: what kind of monster did we create letting Jess in on this group chat

Street: I DID - HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE 🌚🌚

Hondo; WHATD YOU DO???? 👏👏👏

Tan: TELL US 😩😩😩

Cortez: AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THE WAY HE FELL AHSHSHHDUDHDJDBDUDB 😭😭😭

Deacon: it's not even giggling it's manic laughter🏃🏃

Street: THE RICOCHET OF THE BULLET EHHEHEHDHEHIDBDIDBD 🤾🤾🤾🤾

Luca: OF THE WHAT??? 😨😨

Cortez: THE NINJA STAR AHDBISBDIWNSIZNWODBDISO🤪🤪🤪

Street: HIS NECK SKDJIEBDIDNDODNDKDKXODJDJSIDND🤭🤭🤭🤭

Hondo: alright WHAT IS GOING ON 😃

Street: CORTEZ JUST GOT HER FIRST KILL 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Chris: sorry- HER WHAT???? 🤨🤨🤨

Street: hehehehehehhehehehehe💃💃💃

Deacon: no not the giggling 🧍‍♂️

Cortez: pfffttttttt the way he's pleading 🤭🤭

Street: HAHAHHDHDUDHDHDIJEJDIDBDJDIDJDNDJJJDJDJDJHXHSUWInxkjdbdjdbdbdjidhdbsi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hondo: DID YOU HAVE A STROKE???? 🤨🤨

Street: he acts like he didn't like little kids ✋✋✋

Cortez: "save me" and why would I ever do that? 💅💅💅

Street: "I have a family" yeah you abuse them shut up 💃💃💃

Deacon: what. The. Fuck.

Tan: honey please explain this shit

Cortez: HAHHAHAHSHSHHS STREET NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

Street: HE DESERVES IT HAHSHSIDBDJJD ✋✋✋

Cortez: LET ME 🤸‍♂️

Street: SHE CUT HIS DICK OFF - HAHDUBEJDBDJDJDNJDJDJDKDKD 💅💅💅

Chris: WHAT??? 🧍‍♂️

Deacon: WHO???? ✋✋

Hondo: WHAT IS GOING ON??😳😳😳

Luca: HELLO TALK TO US 🫠🫠

Tan: BABE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

Cortez: hold on we're cleaning up 👁👄👁

Deacon: fucking Christ we need to douse street in holy water 🥸🥸

Hondo: let's get him a pool of it 👍👍

Chris: Hondo you can not say a DAMN thing- mister I'm gonna find out streets a hit man and keep it to myself for YEARS 💥💥💥

Hondo: you found out eventually now shush 🤌🤌

Street: alright y'all want a story time? 🧍‍♂️

Luca: please 🙏🙏

Street: basically we were working the case with my mom when we searched up on of the guys who happened to be an abusive cunt that had a thing for little kids 💃💃💃

Cortez: so we did the logical thing and asked the FBI if we could kill him 💅💅

Street: and we did!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Cortez: I cut his dick off!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩

Tan:....... Was he already dead?.........

Cortez: he was barely alive 🤌🤌

Deacon: and it's official, streets turned us all into criminals 🧍‍♂️

Chris: hey you're the one dating Cortez's fiancé 🫡🫡

Hondo: heheh that's me 🤭

Tan: yes we all know, you won't shut up about the both of them 🏃🏃

Luca: he has a deacon shrine in his work locker and a Cortez shrine in his car 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Hondo: obvi they have to know I love them 🫶🫶

Cortez: I would say I'm coming over but I'm all bloody and we have to go back to the case but love you too 💖💖

Deacon: don't come home until you're cleaned up

Cortez: course hun 🫶

Luca: kinda funny Cortez got engaged to Hondo YESTERDAY and she's already apart of Hondo and Deacs relationship like she was always there

Deacon: it's not that difficult when it's Cortez, I've known her for years and she fits in nicely in our dynamic 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Street: heyyyyyy babyyyyyyy💖💖💖💖

Tan: oh god what 🧍‍♂️

Street: how mad would you be if I got sent to Japan with Cortez on a case 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Tan: street you have a job here 👁👄👁

Street: the thing being, it's my moms case and hicks already said he'd sign off on it as my vacation leave 👏👏

Tan: but you'll have no vacation time

Street: actually I will!!! I have over a month of vacation time saved up as I never used it since I started working here!!! 👍👍👍

Luca: maybe Japan will be good????🤨🤨

Chris: wait what does this have to do with your moms case???✋✋✋

Cortez: Karen is shipping drugs to Japan and then having other drugs shipped to her and then she's taking those and sending those to Boston 🫡🫡

Deacon: what happened to Mexico? 😨

Street: she's still trying to smuggle drugs into there too, it's her newest development 🤪

Hondo: how long in Japan? 🧍‍♂️

Street: two weeks max!!!🤾🤾🤾

Cortez: PFFTT it won't take that long 💅💅

Street: I'm playing it safe 💃💃💃

Tan: alright, when do you leave?

Street: no idea I'll tell you when I know 👍👍