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< Wednesday
< 11:54 pmDeacon: has anyone heard anything from Hondo or Street?
Luca: nothing. I can't even track either of them
Tan: you guys don't think they got taken right???
Chris: the good thing is Hondo can still see our texts
Hondo: IM ALIVE!!!! 👍👍👍
Tan: WHERES STREET?? 👏👏👏👏
Luca: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??? 💥💥💥
Deacon: ITS BEEN HOURS WTF🔥🔥🔥🔥
Chris: TALK TO US BOSS ✋✋✋
Hondo: okay okay one at a time
Tan: firstly, where's my spouse? 🤨🤨
Hondo: next question 👨🦯👨🦯
Tan: NO WHERE IS HE??? 🔪🔪🔪🔪
Hondo: he's busy and taking a few days off work 🙂
Deacon: Hondo you're scaring us 😃😃😃
Hondo: he's getting some help👍
Luca: HELP??? 😭😭😭
Chris: LIKE BUCK TYPE OF HELP?? 👁👄👁
Hondo: NO NO NO NO 😧😧😧
Tan: SO WHAT KIND??? 👹👹👹
Hondo: okay let me explain a bit. I got to the house and Street was just standing there, then the guy showed up with his van full of kids, Street obviously had a 'fuck I remember' moment as he basically lost all his color
Deacon; WHAT'D HE DO??? 😃😃😃
Hondo: CHILL FOR A MINUTE CHRIST✋✋, okay so the guy came up and instantly recognized Street, Street basically herded the kids inside as the man started to yell at Street, I tried to get him to stop but it wasn't working
Hondo: street didn't say anything back but the guy swung so Street threw him damn hard onto the ground, I think he broke his arm, and cuffed him. He still didn't say anything and just handed the guy to me then left
Chris: WHERE IS HE???? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hondo: IM GETTING THERE FUCK💥💥, street removed himself from this chat but didn't mute me so I called about fifty times but they wouldn't answer. We ended up just texting and Street said something about taking vacation from everything
Hondo: I was worried on what he meant by that but he assured me they would be fine. They're staying at some hotel in Long Beach but won't tell me which one and has requested four days off
Hondo: also we still haven't got that stuff we need for Karen to go back to jail so yeah. Things are messy.
Luca: he went to a hotel? 🧍♂️
Hondo: yeah?
Luca: fuckkkkk that's really depressing ☹️☹️
Deacon; what is? 🤨🤨
Luca: guys. Think. What hotel has Street talked about? 😶
Tan: Aw fuck imma cry 😭😭😭
Chris: someone tell me please!! 👏👏
Deacon: the hotel with Nate. Y'know they'd stay there as kids then Nate died there
Chris: they'd stay there as kids?
Hondo: mmm. Just the two of them and they'd eat these bad gas station foods and just be idiot teenagers but Street talked about it a bit when Nate had first died
Tan: he's not picking up my calls🥺🥺
Hondo: he has everyone on must but me for emergency's 👍
Deacon: we need to go down there and comfort them!!! 🏃🏃🏃
Hondo: no no no we do not ✋
Tan: but he's hurting 🥺🥺
Hondo: yes but he wants alone time👏
Chris: boss he could be putting up those walls he had when they first started 😑😑
Hondo: we need to trust that Street has grown
Luca: it feels wrong without her here 🧍♂️
Tan: I swear I'm getting flashbacks to when Street was kicked off the team 😭😭
Hondo: guys it's just to de stress he's not dead
Luca: WHAT IF HE DIES OUT THERE 🏃🏃😭😭
Deacon: okay Luca you need sleep 👉
Chris: go take a nap Luca, street will be okay 👍
Luca: fine but wake me up if something happens
Hondo: wait are y'all still at HQ???👀👀
Tan: YEAH WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TWO 🖕🖕
Hondo: shit. Uh I'd just go home guys, I'm almost home anyways Deac 🏃🏃
Deacon: on my way, I wanna talk
Hondo: shit am I getting broken up with? 😃
Deacon: WHAT NO I JUST MISS YOU AND WANNA TALK ABOUT STREET 💖💖💖
Hondo: DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT ✋✋
Deacon; YOU'RE ONE TO TALK 👹👹👹
Hondo: okay I deserved that 😑
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