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< Saturday
< 11:34 am

Luca: okay deacon I touched grass but Chris is still inside making flamethrowers 🥲

Street: I regret teaching her that✋✋

Cortez: what gave you the impression that would be a good idea???🤨🤨

Chris: FIRE I HAVE MADE FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

Hondo: Jj what did you do 🧍‍♂️

Deacon: CHRIS WHAT WAS THAT 👀👀

Chris: A PICTURE OF MY FIRE💥💥💥

Deacon: YOURE GONNA LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE 🤺🤺🤺

Street: I told you outside or not at all

Tan: you tell her babe! 🫵🫵

Luca: yeah Street say it! 👍👍

Street: why are you two making fun of me??

Tan: no reason. No reason at allllllll🏃🏃🏃🏃

Cortez: Jj you should tell Chris to stop again 💪

Street: guys what'd I do? Why are you all so mean? 😕😕

Hondo: wait I'm very confused too🥸🥸

Deacon: same someone explain🙏🙏

Tan: just uh the way Street went "I told you outside or not at all" 🤾🤾

Deacon: what's so funny about that?

Hondo: it kinda sounds like- OH! Hehehe yeah Jj tell Chris off again 🫶🫶🫶

Street: Deac help I'm confused☹️

Deacon: me too I can't help😢

Chris: WHO DO YOU YHINK YOU ARE JJ?!? MY FUCKIN DAD?!? I DONY HAVE TO LISTEN TO SHIT FROM YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Tan: hehhehehe

Cortez: ehhehehe I get it 🤝🤝

Street: chris if you burn down my house you'll be paying for a replacement

Deacon: ........a replacement house?🧐

Street: what else would I call it?

Deacon: okay kid okay 👍

Chris: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO STREET?!? I WILL GLADLY BUY A NEW HOUSE 🫡🫡🫡

Street: okay someone needs to take her flamethrower away for me as I'm still in Mexico so I can't do it ✋✋

Hondo: nope that's all you 💙

Tan: there's no way I'm going near that death trap 🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏼‍♂️

Cortez: death trap?

Tan: ✨chris ✨

Deacon: I'll go take it away from her Street don't worry 🫶🫶

Street: see deacon has my back here💜

Hondo: GOD THEYRE SO DUMB HEHEH💀💀

Tan: HEHEHHEHEHEHE 👹👹👹

Luca: YEAH DEACON HAS YOUR BACK ALRIGHT 😃😃

Street: alright please someone explain 🥸

Chris: DEAC TOOK MY FLAMETHROWER 😭😭😭

Deacon: it's almost like, there's consequences to your actions??  🤯🤯

Street: no fr what'd you think would happen??🧐

Chris: I HATE YOU BOTH 🖕🖕

Street: go sob

Chris: YOU CUNT! IM GONNA HUNT YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE!!! 🤺🤺🔥🔥

Street: dumbass who taught you everything?? Oh yeah, me. Good fucking luck 👍

Chris: UGH I HATE YOU 🔫🔫🔫

Deacon: she's stomping her feet and very angry

Street: what would she like me to do? Let her burn down my house? 🧍‍♂️

Deacon: you'd think she would've just moved outside ✋

Street: mmm.

Hondo: ARE THEY THAT OBLIVIOUS 💥💥

Cortez: LOOKS THAT WAY 💀💀💀

Luca: HEHHE ITS SO FUNNY 😭

Tan: FOR REALLLLSSSS 🤝

Street: am I missing something?

Deacon: we both are. 🧍‍♂️

Chris: uggghhhhh I'll put you idiots out of your misery, you parented me. You are being dads as we speak. Doing the whole parent thing. It's a little funny cause streets the youngest and deacon is just funny dad man in general.

Tan: CHRISSSSS WHYD YOU TELL THEM!!!🖕🖕

Chris: CAUSE DEACS THREATENING TO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY 🔪🔪🔪

Hondo: baby it's Chris you can't do that

Deacon: why not 🤨

Chris: see taken away- Deac :D

Cortez: AHAHAHAHAH ":D" SIR HELP 💀

Luca: GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK - Chris👹👹

Chris: no <3- Deac :D

Tan: who taught deacon the <3 heart??

Street: me, he asked why I was sending him greater than three 👍👍

Hondo: so pure sometimes😚😚

Cortez: god I love him 🥰🥰

Hondo: same 🤝🤝

Deacon: I'm keeping Chris's phone until we start training tomorrow 🫡🫡

Luca: she's not happy about that 🤾🤾

Street: awe? Too? Fucking? Bad?? 😱😱🤯

Luca: I hate parent mode Street fr - Chris 👹

Street: does it look like I give a fuck?🤨

Luca: OKAY COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS WHEN YOU GET OFF THAT DAMN PLANE I WILL BE WAITING - Chris 👹

Street: Timbers= shivered 💀

Cortez: STREETTTT🤭🤭🤭

Tan: BABE WHAT THE HELL 🤠🤠

Street: what? She deserves this.

Deacon: if any of you let Chris use your phone I'll also take yours away ✨

Luca: BUT SHE KEEPS STEALING MINE 😭😭

Deacon: stealing is different Luca, you won't be in trouble 🫶🫶

Luca: street Chris is going into your room

Tan: oh that's a bad idea 🫡🫡

Street: she'll learn just like Luca did 👍

Cortez: I'm sorry- what????🤨🤨

Luca: you would be surprised how much stuff is in his dresser 😀

Tan: why you would ever look in there is beyond me, it's Street 🧍‍♂️

Street: I was gonna say ouch but no fr that's on you ✋✋

Luca: CHRIS JUST CAME RUNNING OUT OF YOUR ROOM GAGGING 🤺🤺🤺

Street: GAGGING??? ITS SOME DAMN LINGERIE SHIT 😧😧

Tan: she could've found the Ahem 😶😶

Street: OH- pffft. That's what you get Chris.🖕

Deacon: found the what?🤨

Street: I'll tell you later baby 😚😚

Deacon: kk 🫶🫶

Hondo: too pure and innocent 😃

Cortez: no fr 😀