Swat group chat

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< Bitches >
< Monday
< 3:23 am

Street: it should be illegal to call us in this early

Chris: seriously what the fuck 💥

Hondo: nah this shit is such bs ✋

Tan: I have coffee for everyone!!!☺️

Luca: YESS 🕺🕺

Chris: FUCK YEAH 😩

Street: MY SPOUSE COMING IN CLUTCH 🤸‍♂️

Deacon: fuck it up Tan

Luca: Why was that so monotone??😭😭

Deacon: because I'm half asleep and Annie is being so GODAMN ANNOYING OMG WHY'D I EVER MARRY HER HOLY FUCKING SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD WATCH ME DECK THIS WOMAN AND THROW HER BODY OUT A WINDOW 👹👹👹👹💥💥💥💥🔪🔪🔪

Hondo: damn Deac you good?

Deacon: nope. Someone come restrain me before I get sent to jail for murder 🤺🤺

Chris: I'll pick you up Dad don't worry ✌️

Street: or.... Hear me out....... We let this play out ...

Hondo: NO TF WE DONT 🤨

Tan: babe I love you but STOP IT ITS TOO EARLY 💥💥

Street: you always ruin my fun 😭

Luca: Jj please. Please go confess to a priest or something, you concern me

Street: lmao no! I don't trust priests!! 💃

Chris: I've picked up dad and yeah- not a good day 🧍‍♂️

Deacon: wait back track- street why don't you trust priests? 🤨🤨

Street: youth group eighth grade 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Tan: ??????

Street: it ended with the priest in handcuffs if that gives you enough context

Luca: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS AT 3 AM 🏃🏃

Street: YOU SAID TO GO TO CONFESSION 💥💥

Tan: wait wait back track again- what'd Annie do??

Chris: COME ON HE JUST STOPPED TALKING

Deacon: this fuCKING WHORE IS MAD AT ME FOR WAKING HER UP TO GET READY FOR WORK!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUT DAMN BITCH SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED AND DON'T START YELLING AT ME WHILE THE KIDS ARE SLEEPING DOWN THE HALL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE GIVES ME ONE MORE FUCKING EYE ROLL IT WILL BE THE CAUSE OF HER DEATH! 💥👹👹💥🔥 🤺🤺🔪🔪🔥💥

Hondo: good morning to you to

Deacon: YALL DON'T UNDERSTAND IM ABOUT TO FILE FOR DIVORCE 🔪🔪

Luca: do it!

Tan: LUCA!

Luca: what Annie's a bitch 🧍‍♂️

Chris: I'm not disagreeing 😏

Street: she refuses to respect me so yeah divorce the witch 🥸

Hondo: she what? 🤨🤨

Street: oh well since I'm like idk a little "out there" as I've heard Luca put it- she just doesn't trust or respect me! She also won't acknowledge my pronouns or that me and Tan are genuinely married! 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Chris: guys remember when she said she wouldn't have made me Lila's godmother if she knew i was poly!! Fucking cunt deserves the divorce! ✨🔪✨

Deacon: she did what?