My teacher was doing a demonstration of some big history word and took a kids shoe right off their foot. Fuckin got on his knees and took this kids shoe. The left one. Also, I have a dog named Cecil, and my brother got a blanket and wrapped it around him so it looked kinda like my dog was a nun, and my brother called him sister Cecil.
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Grant: I had loads to do today! Oh well, now I have loads to do tomorrow...
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Bendy: Those who sleep like Henry yawn all day long, along with several different back issues.
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Grant: I wouldn't exactly say I'm lazy, but it's a good thing breathing is a reflex-
Shawn: You depressed motherfuc-
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Wally: I'm real good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.
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Thomas to Joey: I'd like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
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Grant: A cookie a day keeps the sadness away, a whole jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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Wally: *Never shutting the fuck up*
Thomas: Don't you ever wish they made a clap-on, clap-off device for some peoples mouths?
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Shawn: As long as cocoa beans grow in trees, chocolate is a fruit to me.
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Henry to Joey: Go bungee jumping. Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber cord, it might as well end that way too.
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Norman: Hard work pays off in the future. Lounging around on the couch pays off right now.
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Grant: Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards. That's why I eat my feelings.
Norman: Yep, especially Shawn-
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Susie: The road to success is always under construction.
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Jack: Wally is my cupcake in a world of muffins.
Sammy in the distance: SIMP!
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Jack: Silence is golden. Unless you live with Wally, then it's suspicious.
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Wally: An idea is only stupid if it doesn't work!
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Joey: Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.
Bendy: I'll slam it when you're standing half out so it works.
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Grant: Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Shawn: Poor baby.
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Sammy: I put the 'pro' in 'procrastinate'.
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Norman: Joey never notices how hard we all work until someone stops working.
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Wally: If you're not supposed to eat at night, why's there a light in the refrigerator?
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Grant: My brain has too many tabs open.
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Jack: Wally's not weird, he's limited edition!
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Sammy walking in late to band: Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.
Norman in the booth: That's not want you said last night-
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Lacie: people say 'go big or go home' like going home is a bad thing.
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Henry's overworked ass: I'm not sleeping, I'm resting my eyelids.
Bendy: Henry, we talked about this-
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I've decided I might as well just not end the book Y'know? Leave it open for whenever someone requests, or if I have a sudden idea. If not, then it's just kinda here.
