100 Letters ; kpop oneshots

Misadventures of the Stray Dreamies (stray kids, nct)

English in italics, Chinese (Mandarin) is underlined

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Lix:
Hi Chenle

Cnehle:
Oh, hi Felix!
How are you?

Lix:
Fine, just bored and texting random contacts in my phone. I just had an argument with Seungmin about Twice and Day6
Tell me, who is better?
Please say the right answer

Cnehle:
Sorry bro, but I have to say...
NCT 127

Lix:
really?
I thOuGhT I tRuStEd yOu

Cnehle:
Sorry :)
Oh hey! I have an idea

Lix:
spill

Cnehle:
So you know how I have 4 (well, technically 5 but he's off in another subunit) of my bandmates
Same age as you?

Lix:
Yeah, you've told me about them

Cnehle:
Why don't I invite you to their group chat? The 5th guy's in it, too, and I think you'll fit in well

Lix:You know what, I'm bored anyways, go right ahead

Cnehle:
OK, one sec!

00 Liner Dudes

Jenojam:
So Chenle just barged into my room and asked me to add a random number to the group chat

Injun:
Ok, and?

Jenojam:
And I'm gonna add it

FullSun:
OK?

Yangx2
Please do not be Hendery infiltrating the chat
Again

Jenojam:
It's not, I'm 90% sure

Injun:
90?

Nana:
go ahead

Jenojam:
OK, here goes

"Jenojam" had added "xxx-xxx-xxxx" to the group chat "00 Liner Dudes"

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
Hello there fellow human beings

FullSun:
I guess that's one way to introduce oneself

Injun:
Who the hell are you?

Yangx2:
Yes, tell us
we would all like to know

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
One sec

"xxx-xxx-xxxx" had changed their name to "Felix"

Jenojam:
WAIT
You're that guy Chenle talks about from that other group

Felix:
Howdy, I'm Lee Felix, deep voice of Stray Kids and your fellow 2000-born average joe
And this name's crusty, imma change it

"Felix" had changed their name to "Lixer"

Injun:
Oh yeah! We collaborated with you guys!

Nana:
That was fun, btw

FullSun:
So are you foreign by any chance
'Cause you said howdy and it took my dumbass brain a full 5 seconds to realize that was English

Lixer:
Yeah, I'm Australian
from Australia. G'day mates!
How about y'all?
I know Chenle's from China and he's mentioned another member also being from there

Injun:
Yeah, that's me. I'm from Jilin

Yangx2:
And I am from Taiwan but lived in Germany for a very long time. Korean's my 5th language, along with Mandarin, Cantonese, German, and English

Lixer:
wow.

Yangx2
So, guten tag, and hello there fellow foreigner

Lixer:
Finally! Another human being that I can speak English with besides Chan and Seungmin and Han!
So, how's it going man?

Yangx2:
Pretty OK, Ten's bothering me (he's Thai) again, and WayV just had a comeback, but what else is new

Lixer:
Well, skz is about to make a comeback, so I'm gearing up for that

Injun:
Yangyang, stop flexing your language skill and maybe let the rest of us understand the current conversation
And I can speak good amount of English, so don't say any bad 
Unless you want me to come over to your dorms directly and choke you

Lixer:
...
Is he always like this?

Yangx2:
yes.
help.

Jenojam:
I barely know what just went down, but it's very entertaining from what I can understand

Nana:
Indeed

Lixer:
So tell me who the rest of y'all are

Injun:
Alright then
I'm Huang Renjun, oldest in NCT Dream until Mark comes back, a singer, and the "innocent boy" (definitely not). My Korean name is Injun, so hence my nickname
Oh, and I love aliens and supernatural stuff

Lixer:
My Korean name's Yongbok, but I hate it.
And isn't mark canadian?

Injun:
Yep
...
Yongbok

Lixer:
How dare you >:(

Injun:
:)

Jenojam:
So anyways, I'm Lee Jeno, apparently the no fun member but I dare to disagree, and I'm apparently well-known for my rapping, my muscles, and my
um
Samoyed visuals?

Lixer:
I see

Yangx2:
I'm Liu Yangyang, maknae of WayV and youngest 2000 liner, known for rapping and being German lol

FullSun:
Hi, I'm Lee Donghyuck, stage name is Haechan, which means "full sun"
I'm a singer, and the maknae of NCT 127 but we don't talk about that here
I like to say that I'm maknae on top, but that's Jisung, sadly
Park Jisung

Nana:
Hello! I'm Na Jaemin, rapper and dancer and known for being the aegyo king
>3<

Injun:
no.

Yangx2:
EW

Lixer:
Good to know
Oh hey, maybe I should add my other '00 friends into this

Injun:
...

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To be continued...