Chat names:
Jaehyun (Jeffrey)
Jungkook (Kookie)
Bambam (Bamx2) & Yugyeom (Brownie)
Mingyu (Beanpole) & The8 (HaoHao) & DK (DK)
Cha Eunwoo (Eunwoo)
So yeah, this gonna be chaotic.
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Kookie:
guess who just got their fAvoRite wHiTe sHIrt RUINED!
Jeffrey:
who, what, when, where, how, why
Kookie:
Namjoon-hyung, bbq sauce, just now at dinner, at the dorms, by somehow tripping on air, and idk why it was an accident
i think at least
i mean he's clumsy as fuck so...
Bamx2:
I am sorry for your loss, but lol
It's like the vine
Brownie:
Bambam!
Bamx2:
What?!
It's funny!
Kookie:
Bruh
HaoHao:
Use vinegar, it gets stains out like magic
I would know from experience, except it was ketchup 😒
I'm talking to you, Gyu
Beanpole:
And for the umpteenth time, i am SORRY
HaoHao:
And for the umpteenth time, how the heck are u so freaking clumsy?!?!?!
Beanpole:
does it look like I know?!?!?!
Eunwoo:
why so much punctuation?
Kookie:
I mean, RM managed to snap a pair of sunglasses the minute he bought them so like, I don't question his destructiveness anymore
if the man's clumsy, he's clumsy
If you're really worried, wear a helmet whenever you hang out with them
HaoHao:
Maybe I should
along with a repair kit AND first aid kit for when he breaks something
not if, but when
Beanpole:
HEY!
DK:
You all need to calm down
Mingyu's just a clumsy person
Beanpole:
Thank you!
Eunwoo:
I'm sorry for you and your shirt Kook
But how many white tees do you have?
Brownie:
A lot
Kookie:
But it's a good shirt!
Jeffrey:
It's just a shirt
Kookie:
JUST A SHIRT?!
DK:
I mean, Jae does have a point...
Buy a new one!
BamBam:
Steal one from your members or something!
Beanpole:
Wear a different shirt!
HaoHao:
Use vinegar!
Jeffrey:
Do all that!
Eunwoo:
It is only a measly shirt, Jungkook
Kookie:
BUT STILL
It's ruined now
AND it smells like barbeque
HaoHao:
Use the vinegar idea, and it won't be
Kookie:
but then it'll smell like vinegar
that's worse
HaoHao:
use the washing machine????
Bamx2:
So I was sitting there
bArbeQuE sAuCE oN mY tiDdiEs
Brownie:
Bam istg
Kookie:
Wow
HaoHao:
Aaaaaand there it is
DK:
honestly, lol
but why
Beanpole:
At least you tried
Eunwoo:
Bruh
Jeffrey:
oh god I remember that app when I was in the States
and i don't know if it's in a good way or not
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