Wang:
Hey guys! Did you know, that the worldwide census has a 1% margin of error? With this, there's a 50/50 chance that countries that make up less than 1% of the world population most likely don't exist! Isn't that interesting?
Mark:
Thanks for the useless info, Jackson
JYoung:
Definitely will use this in the future (not)
BB:
It's 6am, Jackson, I wanted to sleep in for your information
JB:
Why do I wake up to this of all things?
YJae:
Wow, I didn't know that! Thanks for the info
Wang:
At least someone appreciates this
Gyeom:
I mean, this is probably not true, but if it is, then think about all the countries that may not exist
JB:
Well, if you put it that way...
BB:
So that's
quite a few countries
JYoung:
As in?
Mark:
Let's see
Google says...
Britain and Canada
Wang:
Also Greenland, France, Australia, South Korea
Wait
...
South Korea...
Mark:
You've got to be kidding me
JYoung:
Yep, he's right, according to Google
BB:
So I wake up to find out that South Korea may not exist?
Gyeom:
Basically
Wang:
Um, also Thailand...
BB:
Whoop-de-doo what a beautiful day
I'm now having an existential crisis
JB:
Lol
Gyeom:
So what if we're in the inception?
JYoung:
Um, guys, Youngjae ran into my room balling his eyes out
YJae:
This is scary
I'm having an existential crisis like BamBam
Help
JYoung:
Welp, you broke Youngjae's mentality
Gyeom:
Can I hit Jackson later?
JB:
Yes, you have my permission
JYoung:
And from me, too
Wang:
Wait! Please no!
Gyeom:
And why?
Wang:
If I admit that I got this from a random friend of mine, would that be enough?
JB:
Wut
JYoung:
What
Gyeom:
What
I called it, I said this probably wasn't true
Mark:
Wow
BB:
Seriously? I was dramatic for nothing?
YJae:
Oh, you did?
Wang:
Yeah
May or may not have gotten it from Jae
Who got it from Felix
Who got it from his friend Chenle
Who got it from his friend Mark not-Tuan-but-Lee
Who got it from Changbin, I think, or his friend San
Who got it from his friend Taehyun
Who got it from Namjoon
Mark:
You can stop there
YJae:
Oh, OK!
JYoung:
At least Youngjae stopped panicking
Gyeom:
Can I still hit him, thou
JYoung:
Yes, I shall join
JB:
Yes
BB:
Yes please
Mark:
Yes
YJae:
No! Don't be violent
Gyeom:
Don't care
JYoung:
Wut Gyeom said
Wang:
WHHHHHHY!
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100 Letters ; kpop oneshots
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