100 Letters ; kpop oneshots

Existence [pt. 5] (stray kids)

Lix:
Did you know that the worldwide census has a 1% margin of error, meaning that there is a 50/50 chance that countries that make up less than 1% of the world population don't exist?

Chan:
Interesting...?

LKnow:
Felix...why

Binnie:
Well ok that's for the unneeded information

Hyunjin:
Cool

Seungmin:
Wow, useless information. Thanks!

Han:
Cool!

IN:
Wow, didn't know that. Nice fact!

Lix:
I like how 50% of you found it interesting and the other 50% found it useless

Seungmin:
Useless indeed

Binnie:
What Seungmin said

LKnow:
What Changbin said

Lix:
Wow, thanks for the love guys
But that means that there are many well-known countries that may not exist

Chan:
Explain

Lix:
Well, for starters, Greenland and France

LKnow:
Okaaay?

Binnie:
Greenland isn't that well-known, would not be surprised if it was a govt conspiracy

Seungmin:
Greenland isn't well-known my ass

Lix:
The UK and Canada

Han:
YoungK's high school life exists, Felix. Canada ain't fake

Hyunjin:
And if the UK's fake, then Australia would have never been colonized, and you and Chan wouldn't be the Aussies we know right now. Also, Britain colonized the USA and other countries, so those countries would not be how they are right now, maybe even nonexistent. So no, the UK cannot be fake.

LKnow:
how does he know that? And why the paragraph?

IN:
I guess he just does that

Seungmin:
At this point I have learned to not ask and/or question Hyunjin's antics

Lix:
Yeah, about that
next up is Italy and
...
Australia

Chan:
Felix, if you exist, then Australia exists

Hyunjin:
aUsTRaLiA mAy nOT bE rEaL?!/1??1/1?!?!

IN:
Hyunjin has malfunctioned and thrown his phone at the wall
My wall
And now there's a dent
fuck u

Lix:
Also South Korea and Spain
Oh shoot I shouldn't have typed that

IN:
kOReA mAY nOT Be reAL?!/1/1!??!

Seungmin:
I.N. has also malfunctioned and thrown his phone at my wall
Now there are 2 huge-ass dents in my wall

Chan:
0_0

Binnie:
Dad I'm scared

Chan:
Me too son

Seungmin:
Bruh, why you do dis

LKnow:
OK I'm so done with this

LKnow has left the chat

Han:
No you're not
It's either all of us or nothing

LKnow has been added to the chat

LKnow:
Fck you

Han:
Love you too

Chan:
Felix
Sweetie
I'm sorry
But what the fuck dude

Seungmin:
Please elaborate Lix

Lix:
Well, South Korea makes up 0.66% of the world population, according to Google
So it falls into the range

Binnie:
Yahoo
Cue existential crisis

Seungmin:
Jeongin and Hyunjin are already there and have been there for a long time

Changbin:
I'm scared

Chan:
Same

Han:
What our leader said

LKnow:
The real question is...
How did you find this out?

Lix:
A friend of mine

Chan:
And who may this friend be?

Lix:
Chenle?

Chan:
The Chinese kid for NCT Dream with a high-pitched singing voice?

Lix:
No, his real name is Bob and he works in marketing next door
Of course, it's that Chenle, who else do we know with that name?

Chan:
Point taken
And where did he get it from?

Lix:
I think he got it from Mark

Chan:
Tuan?

Lix:
No, Lee. The Canadian

Chan:
Oh
Ok cool
Well, from this, do you think this fact is from a reliable source?
Answer: no

Han:
Why did you ask the question when you answered it yourself

Chan:
Shush child
This means that this fact is unreliable and until proven, is untrue

Hyunjin:
Ah, ok

IN:
I was about to panic there

Seungmin:
[*attaches image of his dented wall*]
-_-

Hyunjin:
Um
sorry about your wall Minnie...

IN:
Yeah...
Blame Felix

Lix:
Wow
Why me

IN:
You said it, made us panic, and made us dent Minnie's wall

Seungmin:
You're paying for your damage

Hyunjin:
Um, who is that addressed to

Seungmin:
:)

IN:
Um
Minnie

Seungmin:
:)

Lix:
Seungmin you're scaring me. Who is that message addressed to?!

Seungmin:
:))

Chan:
Felix, I'm going to say this in the least-frightening way possible

Lix:
???

Chan:
Seungmin is at your bedroom door holding his baseball bat

Seungmin:
Pay up bitch and open the door
And Hyunjin and Jeongin, give me your wallets or else you're gonna meet the same fate as Felix

Lix:
Seungmin please have mercy on my soul

LKnow:
Seungmin please beat him up you have my permission

Lix:
You're NOT HELPING!!

Chan:
Seungmin do what Minho said you have my permission too
There's a spare key to his room in the kitchen

Lix:
CHRIS!!
I TRUSTED YOU!!WHY?!?!?!?