100 Letters ; kpop oneshots

Existence [pt. 4] (day6)

Jae:
Fun fact:
the worldwide census has a 1% margin of error
Means that there is a 50/50 shot that countries that make up less than 1% of the world population don't exist

YoungK:
Wow ok

Dowoon:
ok

Wonpil:
Cool

Sungjin:
Thanks for the info
Imma go take my nap now

Jae:
Seriously
This is all the reaction I get?

Dowoon:
Yes

Sungjin:
I guess yeah
It's still cool though

Wonpil:
It's not a complete mindblowing fact, it's just an "oh, cool, I didn't know that"

YoungK:
What were you expecting? You tell us weird stuff all the time

Jae:
But think about all the countries that may not exist

Wonpil:
Like...?

Jae:
Let's see
for starters, France, Australia, and the UK

YoungK:
So Felix's birthplace and the place Chris grew up may not be real? Yeah, totally believe that

Sungjin:
Bruh, we've been to the UK

Wonpil:
I will not accept the fact that France may be fake

Dowoon:
...no comment

Jae:
Next up, also Thailand, Italy, and Greenland

Dowoon:
So pastaland may be fake

YoungK:
So now Bam's birthplace may not be real? Wow

Sungjin:
Still don't believe a word

Wonpil:
Wow

Jae:
Also Canada, Chile, and Ireland

Dowoon:
Welp

YoungK:
So now MY high school lofe may not be real?
this fuckery

Wonpil:
Wow, that's more places than I originally thought

Sungjin:
Jae.
-_-

Jae:
Oh, also Denmark, Spain, and
*insert drumroll*

Sungjin:
Did you just-

YoungK:
Yes he did

Dowoon:
You seriously inserted a drumroll?

Jae:
South Korea

YoungK:
0_0

Sungjin:
0_0

Wonpil:
0_0

Dowoon:
0_0

Jae:
Welp, there's some reaction

Wonpil:
My birthplace iSn'T rEaL?????!!!!!

Sungjin:
Woah Wonpil, calm down
But yeah seriously?!?

YoungK:
So now the entire K-pop industry's birthplace may not be real?
Wow ok what the fuck is this

Dowoon:
This is the Matrix, confirmed

Wonpil:
I am now willing to believe that

YoungK:
Honestly me too

Sungjin:
I do believe this
Except...
Jae, where did you get this fact?

Jae:
Um
A friend

Sungjin:
And who may this friend be?

Jae:
Felix

YoungK:
Ok then

Sungjin:
And do you know where HE got it from?

Jae:
his friend Chenle, if I'm not mistaken

Sungjin:
OK, that's enough
This fact is officially unreliable

YoungK:
I knew the minute he mentioned Felix
(no shade, tho, bro)

Dowoon:
Wooooooooow

Wonpil:
OK then
For a moment I was gonna have an existential crisis

Sungjin:
Jae, I'm going to say this in the most least-threatening way possibly
YoungK is coming to your room with a stick
I think you know what's coming next

Jae:
Oh god please no

Dowoon:
Well, nice knowing u Jae