Misadventures of the Stray Dreamies [pt. 2] (stray kids, nct)

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English in italics, Chinese is underlined

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Injun:
...

Lixer:
Well?

Injun:
I mean, sure

Jenojam:
How many others, to be exact

Lixer:
3 others

Nana:
Ok, that's not a lot, go right ahead

Lixer:
Aight

"Lixer" has added "xxx-xxx-xxx1", "xxx-xxx-xxx2", and "xxx-xxx-xxx3" to the group chat "00 Liner Dudes"

Lixer:
welcome my friends

xxx-xxx-xxx1:
Felix, what did you do this time?

Lixer:
Added you to a group chat with some people
Be nice, Seungmin

xxx-xxx-xxx1:
You ruined a perfectly nice nap, that you very much

xxx-xxx-xxx2:
Who are the other dudes?

Lixer:
Friends
Same age
Scroll up

xxx-xxx-xxx3:
Born in 2000?
Oh wait, the chat name

Lixer:
yes
*facepalm*

FullSun:
So, hello newcomers
What may your names be?

xxx-xxx-xxx1:
Alright, we're doing this crap now
Thanks for ruining my beauty sleep for a few strangers, Lix
Anyways, hi, I'm Kim Seungmin, a vocalist in my lovely (ew) group Stray Kids. Dandy boy and a puppy, apparently so..

"xxx-xxx-xxx1" had changed their name to "Min"

Lixer:
Quite the basic name bro

Min:
shut it
it's better than my number
oh, and stan Day6

Yangx2:
Happen to know English by any chance?

Min:
Did 4th grade in LA baby
B)

Yangx2:
Hello there, then

Injun:
Stop with the English before I come over to the WayV dorms and kill you, Yang

Yangx2:
Sorry

FullSun:
Also, we're not strangers
me, no jam, nana, and injunnie are from nct dream

Min:
Oh! It's you guys!
Hi again!

FullSun:
Hey :)

Min:
So Injun is Renjun, no jam is Jeno, nana is Jaemin, Yangx2 is YangYang, and you're Haechan, right

FullSun:
Right on

Jenojam:
Who're the others

xxx-xxx-xxx2:
Well, my name's Hwang Hyunjin! I'm a rapper and dancer. Dramatic is my middle name, and I'm the tallest in Stray Kids

Lixer:
5' 10"
not a lot to flex about, really

xxx-xxx-xxx2:
That's something coming from you
5' 7" headass

Nana:
how about no swear words
Last time we swore and Taeyong found out
...
well

Jenojam:
Let's just say that we were lucky that Jaemin managed to aegyo us out of more punishment

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