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Chapter 113: Naked God (1)

Episode 15.
Naked God (1)

[Have you become a new God?! Congratulations! You are in the top 0.0000001% percent of all beings! Sorry to spoil you though, but there’s bad news. There are just too many like you in the <Depth>! Most are losers who are out of competitions and idiots who can lose Divinity at any time. Huh? Are you afraid that you’ll become one of them?

Don’t worry!

If you are reading my message, that means the blessing of the Goddess of Fortune, Minerva, is upon you! If you heed my advice, you will not have a hard time in <Depth>!

I guess you have a lot of things in mind that you want to do. Maybe you want to show off your newly created world, or work on [Settings] or want to collect [Parts] in your world!

Settings… Parts…

That’s all good. But before you go for those luxuries, there’s one important thing you must focus on. What is that, you ask?

It’s to collect [Followers]!!

It’s very important, so I used two exclamation marks. You, who are a newbie God, might not know why it’s important.

Why do you need Followers?

That is a foolish question! I remember saying this to a newbie God once, when I was asked the same question.

-Hey, what do you think a ‘God’ is?

-Pierre, the God of Coquetry

From the 101 Tips for Newbie Gods

Which was the most dangerous ‘Site’ within <Depth>?

Gods of the <Depth> once had a heated debate on the topic. These were Gods who lived tens of thousands of years, so they needed topics to debate about. Some said that the 1st site where [Big Brother] was located at was the most dangerous, while some said the 4th site where the Mad God existed was dangerous. These two sites were definitely dangerous. The 1st site was off-limits for most and the Mad God was a disaster for ordinary Gods to even have the chance to meet. There were easier ways to get to the place where there was more ‘realistic’ danger.

It was the 8th site, Caspion.

Caspion was nicknamed as the Forbidden Blue Grasslands.

It was the place where all people, Vicegerents and Followers alike hated to be, had visitors.

Through the deep bushes, a boy appeared. At around the age of 17 or 18, he had exquisite beautiful facial features that some would mistake him as a girl. He glanced around and sighed multiple times before he spoke.

“Uh, Goddess?”

It was strange. He was alone, but it didn’t seem like he was just calling out to some random God.

“Goddess, can you answer me please?”

Then, from nothing, a voice came.

[What.]

It sounded like an angry girl.

“Is it really here?”

[It is.]

“But… there’s nothing here. I don’t think there’s a [Fishing Spot] around here.”

There were only trees and grass. And the atmosphere… each time the bush shook with the wind, the boy flinched in fear.

“Can I get out of here… please? I’m really scared. What if the Lost Ones appear?”

[…Don’t start that again.]