bob's burgers incorrect quotes (cast + characters)

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Jon Benjamin : Are we on the same page?
John Roberts : Same page? We're not even in the same library !
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Jon Benjamin : You guys think I'm cute?
The rest of the cast : ...
Jon Benjamin : Well bucket up, I'm about to be drop dead gorgeous
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Kristen : You're cooking?
John Roberts : Yeah, why?
Kristen : It's just that last time you looked creepy without eyebrows...
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Kristen : I'm small but filled with knowledge!
John Roberts : Please, you don't even know what the top shelf looks like
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Kristen : I wasn't even that drunk
Dan : You were laughing at the tv
Kristen : So?
Dan : It wasn't on...
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Dan : What's the most attractive thing about a girl?
John Roberts : Her boyfriend
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*Jo(h)ns physically fighting each other*
Larry : Guys this isn't what I meant by express your feelings!
Eugene : Yeah! This is a John on Jon hate crime
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Jon Benjamin : Can I be frank with you guys?
Eugene : Sure, but I don't how changing your name will help
John Roberts : Can I still be John?
Dan : Guys shush, Frank is trying to speak!
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Larry : How are you guys feeling today?
Dan : Somewhere between the riff of should I stay or should I go and the second half of Runaway by Kanye West
Kristen : Taylor Swift track 10's
Jon Benjamin : WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Dan : I trust Kristen :)
Kristen : You think I know what in doing?
Dan : I wouldn't go that far...
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Eugene : hah imagine if fairies were real
Dan : What?
Eugene : fairies, what if they were real?
Dan : A-are fairies not real
Eugene : Of course not
Dan : ...
Eugene : I MEAN HAHA OF COURSE FAIRIES ARE REAL
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Lauren : Don't you guys wanna be happy?
Eugene : What is that?
Dan : Can you eat it?
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Jon Benjamin : Shit.
Kristen : We should work on your cursing
Jon Benjamin : Why? I'm good at it
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John Roberts : Is olive oil made out of olives?
Jon Benjamin : Yeah, I think so
John Roberts : Does that mean baby oil...
Jon Benjamin : Please don't
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Lauren : I have a problem
Jim : If it's longer than 2+2 I can't help
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Dan : I'm going to the store, want anything?
Bobby : A cowboy hat :)
John Roberts : A reason to live
Kristen : What he said but add 100 bottles of booze
Jon Benjamin : My youth
Larry : Doritos
Dan : Thank you, Larry
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Jon Benjamin : New year new me !
John Roberts : New year same me, can't improve perfection