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happy belated one year to this fic! <3

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Bob: be a warrior

Tina: don't worry dad, I worry about everything!

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Mort: one day someone will think about us for the last time

Mort: then we'll be forgotten by the  world and the universe 

Teddy: not if I eat the Mona Lisa! 

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Mr. Frond: Gene you may have ADHD

Gene: ADHD? Am I dying?

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Louise: GENE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Gene: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

Tina: an execution?

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Alex: Gene, dude

Gene: you're an L 7 weenie

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Mr. Frond: welcome to the talent show, so how long have you been juggling chainsaws?

Zeke: actually, *lights them on fire* this'll be my first time!

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Linda: honey, the biggest strength is forgiving somebody

Louise: yeah not to be dramatic but I'd rather die

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Jimmy Jr: thanks for ordering a cake, these don't sell very well, so what do you want it to say?

Louise: do we want a talking cake?

Gene: obviously!

Tina: uhhhh!

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Gene: -so then I cut the guy off by jumping off the roof!

Louise, signing his cast: and how'd that work out for you?

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Gene: it's at time like these I really wish I listened to my dad

Alex: what'd he say?

Gene: I don't know, I wasn't listening!

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Mr. Frond: there's just certain things I can smell, like trouble! it's like a sixth sense

Tina: that's one of the five, actually!

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Tina, at the karaoke machine: any requests?

Tammy: I got one!

Tina: what is it?

Tammy: stop.


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