Jimmy Pesto: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there
Bob: Those are children. That's a school.
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Gene: It's impossible to say the word "cupcake" while sounding angry
Louise:
Later
Tina: Hey Gene, why has Louise been screaming "cupcake" while sounding vaguely threatening for the past two hours?
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Jimmy Jr: I like dark humor
Tina, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?
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Tina, waking up from a power nap: Where am I? Is this heaven?
Louise, banging on her door: WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
Tina: Oh!
Tina: This is hell.
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Gene, doing a pretend documentary: Mort believes that Bob is the more ruthless one, while Teddy is softer with a sweet sense of humour that provides the charm
Bob: Mort's pretty smart!
Teddy: Mort's a dick.
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Tina: Why are you here?
Zeke: Jocelyn texted me and told me J-Ju got hurt, so I brought him a watermelon
Tina: Why?
Zeke: J-Ju loves watermelons!
Tina:
Jocelyn:
Tammy:
Jimmy Jr: *sobs and holds watermelon*
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Dillion, holding a shovel: What's up guys! Today we're doing another unboxing video!
Dillion: *walks into graveyard*
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Tina: where are you going?
Louise: I'm either getting ice cream or committing a felony, I'll decide on the way
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Bob: I don't have enough energy for this
Teddy: For what?
Bob: *gestures vaguely*
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Louise: When will Gene and Tina be back?
Rudy: You've been asking that for two minutes, they've only been gone for two minutes. So stop asking.
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Gene: Can I ask a stupid question?
Louise: Better than anyone I know.
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Mort: What happens if I press the brakes and gas at the same time?
Teddy: The car takes a screenshot!
Bob:
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