Bob, whispering down the aisle: Lin, what kind of chips do you want?
Linda's drunk ass: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
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Tina: mom can you pass the Doritos?
Linda: *slides gene across the table*
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Judge: how do you plead?
Gayle: *looks over at Linda*
Linda: *mouths "not guilty"*
Gayle: hot and milky!
Linda: UGH LOCK HER UP
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Louise: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GUMMY BEARS?
Tina: language!
Louise: english
Tina: no I mean say it nicer
Louise: can you tell me the whereabouts of the fucking gummy bears
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Teddy: here's a list of suspects
Bob: your name is on the list?
Teddy: I don't remember where I was on Friday night, Bobby, I don't have an alibi!
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Louise: what if I mixed coffee and cookies?
Bob: or hear me out...what if you didn't?
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Rudy: why are your parents sitting back to back
Louise: they got into a fight
Rudy: then why are the holding hands?
Louise: they get sad when they fight
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Tina: why do you hurt me with words?
Louise: would you rather me hurt you with fists?
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Bob: okay Louise now that you're 18 we need to go over basic first aid, for example, what would you do if I got shot?
Louise: avenge you.
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Linda: when you said "magical in bed" this was not what I was expecting
Bob, holding up an ace of hearts: is this your card?
Linda: *gasp* holy shi-
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Andy: Ollie, please don't do this
Ollie: sorry Andy I have to
Andy: after all that we've been through?
Ollie: please forgive me
Ollie: *places a +4 card*
Ollie: uno.
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Tina: you have really nice eyes Jimmy Jr
Jimmy Jr, suspiciously: thank you...
*Tina leans in for a kiss*
Jimmy Jr: no! You can't have them!
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Gene: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Louise: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Gene: there was no ambulance, I was carrying you
Louise: then why were there sirens?
Gene: that was Tina
Tina: sorry I got scared
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